The Alternative Title Game: Another Idea From the Head of SSreporters

by SSreporters

Hey folks, today I've got another idea that is like a spinoff of the caption contest. It's called "The Alternative Title". What happens is I give out a sports program name (mainly ESPN's), and you come up with the alternative title (make it funny). The person with the funniest one wins. Simple? Let's give it a shot.

Give me the alternative title to:

Around the Horn.

JuTMSY4Legend

853 days ago

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As long as it isn't an article ; - )

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SSreportersLegend

853 days ago

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That was quick.

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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick

853 days ago

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DISHING WITH DOUCHBAGS

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SSreportersLegend

853 days ago

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That won't get a -2 for sure.

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JuTMSY4Legend

853 days ago

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"Idiots from All Sides"

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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Shut the F*** Up.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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alternately, "Turn the F***ing Channel!"

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Davis21wylieMVP

853 days ago

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Not to be confused with "Do Shut Up" (England's longest-running series), about a hard-drinking yet loving family of soccer hooligans. If they're not having a go with the birds, they're having a row with the wankers!

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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I have all 8 episodes on DVD!!!

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InsanMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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zing!

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SSreportersLegend

853 days ago

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My Entry: Mariotti All Day.

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InsanMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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Proof that LA doesn't know shit about football.

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JuTMSY4Legend

853 days ago

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awesome...

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Ea34Div-I Stud

853 days ago

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"Less Work Than Actually Writing"

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InsanMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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Spinoff of Justin's title. He gets the point, you get a mute.

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Ea34Div-I Stud

853 days ago

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Fair enough. I thought it was different enough to fly.

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InsanMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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Sorry, just trying to keep the whole ATH theme going.

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Ea34Div-I Stud

853 days ago

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I understand. As soon as I figure out how, I'm gonna rack up a ton of cheap points with some "inside information".

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InsanMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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personal interviews gets you like 3 or 4 points. damn... i watch that show way too much....

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Ea34Div-I Stud

853 days ago

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Unless it's Woody Paige. They get him like 5 or 6 points! I think he's making it up half the time.

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SSreportersLegend

853 days ago

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Woody Paige must be sexually harassing the men there too.

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Davis21wylieMVP

853 days ago

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"A Study on the Decline of Western Civilization"

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JuTMSY4Legend

853 days ago

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That's AGM alternate link...

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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beat me to it, jut

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CheezerAll-Star

853 days ago

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Babble Battle

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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A decent poker hand - "Four Jacks and a Queen" (Mariotti)

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Oh No RomoDraft Pick

853 days ago

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IT'S TIME TO PLAY, WHO'S THE BIGGEST DUMBASS!!!

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InsanMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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It's time to retire from comedy. No offense...

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

852 days ago

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"We Asked for Corky But Got Mariotti & Paige Instead"

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SSreportersLegend

852 days ago

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I was waiting for you to come up with that.

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DwalbertVarsity Captain

852 days ago

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I am not going to try at this one (its been beaten to death) but at least they got rid of Max Kellerman... he went back to doing what he does "best": knowing nothing about boxing and talking too much.

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False ProphetAll-Star

852 days ago

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And you wonder why no one likes these guys?

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