The 86' Mets Run on Dunkin'
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by user Pean
While getting my daily fix at my local Dunkin' Donuts, I saw that they had an interesting promotion. To celebrate the 20th Anniversary of the 1986 Mets World Series Championship, the Dunk is offering commemorative quarters featuring six players - Darryl Strawberry, Mookie Wilson, Gary Carter, Lenny Dykstra, Sid Fernandez, and Keith Hernandez. Ok, I have no problem with that -- everyone loves their 86' Mets, and the current team is in first place. However, I did find a particular poster on the counter quite amusing.
So...many...jokes.
Now I knew the 86' Mets ran on alot of substances -- I just didn't think that Dunkin' Donuts coffee was one of them. Maybe "Dunkin'" can be a cool euphemism for coke? As in:
"Dude I was at this party last night, and saw Charlie Sheen do a line of Dunkin' off a strippers back!"
Ok, maybe the players really do like the Dunk. I can just picture Darryl rolling into his local D&D:
Dunkin' Donuts Worker: "What do you mean you brought your own sugar Mr. Strawberry?"
If anything, this pretty much cements my theory that Dunkin' Donuts puts addictive chemicals in their coffee. I mean, you buy the bag in the store and make it yourself, its just not the same. Missing ingredient: coke!
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Date
Fri 06/23/06, 6:18 am EST
