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That's It. We're Done.

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by Fakegeorge

From the desk of Fake George Steinbrenner:

See that xray? Guess whose elbow that is. That's right. It belongs to Roger Clemens. See the break? The damned thing is almost snapped in two.

Guess what else... That xray isn't from today or yesterday. It's from back in April when we started negotiating with this clown! The nutcase had a broken elbow all this time and is just now telling us about it!

Way to go Cashman. Did you ever think about having the guy take a freakin' physical?! You were so caught up in figuring out how many millions of my dollars to give him that you completely forgot to see if he's healthy!


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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
820 days ago
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Not only that, but it looks your boy A-Rod got an MRI today on his ankle http://www.n...f_ankle.html
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MegECass110AAA-er
820 days ago
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To be perfectly honest, you're not done. He wasn't nearly as big of a lift as you thought he would be. It's not like you knew every fifth day there was an excellent chance to win the game on his arm. The Yankees can survive, they'll win the Wild Card.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
820 days ago
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Don't give them hope Meg.
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Bball3345Draft Pick
820 days ago
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Clemens has been the third best starter on the Yankees this year, and he gives them better than a 50% chance to win every time he goes out there. If Clemens can't play in the postseason, it will definitely hurt the Yankees to lose him.
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Yakob878MVP
820 days ago
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ya with a roster like they have they should edge out the mariners and meet the red sox in the first round of the playoffs
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Kwitt11Varsity Captain
820 days ago
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Can't happen - two teams from the same division can't play each other in the first round.
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Dukeboy999Varsity Captain
820 days ago
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First of all Clemens shoudln't have gotten 28 million healthy or hurt. And second, who cares, you have over 200 million other reasons you should make the playoffs.
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Kwitt11Varsity Captain
820 days ago
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Not that it changes your point much, but he only got $18-19 million, not $28 million. Just so you know...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
820 days ago
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Geez, is that all? :) Hope the Clemens family will not have to live off food stamps!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
820 days ago
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Did Medicare pay for Roger Clemens' MRI and cortisone injection treatment?
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ChristofMVP
820 days ago
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Can we say Freddy Garcia anyone?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
820 days ago
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Lesson be learned: never, ever acquire a pitcher from GM Kenny Williams!
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Yakob878MVP
820 days ago
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any one see the new commercial with roger clemens on the phone with his wife talking about returning to the mlb and he ends up doing it because the call was dropped
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