Thank You Day (insert date here, 2007)
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by user 694
I just wanted to thank everyone who helped me the past few days. To people who put up with reading it. To the people who ignored it. To the people who don't know what to make of it, to the people who assisted in any way. Thank you, ArmchairGM for semi-tolerating my endless commenting. Just know it's because I read your articles too!
I'm delerious. I am worn and I couldn't have un-retired and then went pro and then retired and then had a cup of coffee in the big leagues (Damn! I forgot to actually have a cup! - I don't drink coffee much, I'm hyper enough) without you ArmchairGM.
Thank You ArmchairGM for giving know it all topper douche bags and ADHD trivia/stat nerds like me a forum to read all kinds of interesting things from all around the world every day anytime. I have won many arguments I started, thanks to the Users here!
Shut up, I haven't written a Rah! Rah! Armchair opinion in a while...Rah!
You don't have to thank me, #694 is to show that we're cool... but I ain't keeping score, anyway. I'm here to referesent the 'chair beotches! The journalism of the future is here and we are it, You all kick ass, the passionate wordcrafters of the recently re-upholstered 'chair! People pay attention. People in the know know who you are. You better referesent, too! The real live media knows where you are, fine 'chair enthusiasts. Be fresh, be original, write to entertain, write to inform, write to educate, just write like you're on fire! Take us there, make us feel it... take it to the next level 'chair residents. I've jimmied the door open, now let's show we belong in the room. Anyone wanna join me in proving there's a reason we should be in the room? Bring your best stuff. There's endless articles out there to be written that NO ONE is touching... go get them. I wanna read 'em, too!
I here to tell you for a fact that the mainstream media skims the cream of the stories. Cream rises to the top. Go get 'em, fine residents. Write hard. Get others to 'chair up. It's easy.
Anyway, Happy Thank You Day, whatever day it is... I'm back home in Bee-YOU-ti-full Phoenix, Arizona with all the handpicked amenitiesthat I like... the family... I don't want to know about the games tonight (Rays and Suns) until I can see highlights tomorrow morning. I saw the Heat-Bulls game til half at the airport but have been on the plane and unpacking since. My wife already blew it that the Suns and Rays both won!!! and most importantly my bed... and back to reality tomorrow... Good night
Wait till you see what your friendly neighborhood stuntman/pseudo-celebrity blogger, Dr. Commento has planned next...
and also next, and then something after that as well, plus one other thing. And none of that will be Tampa Bay Devil Rays or Phoenix Suns related, swear on my life's stupidest mistakes it's true!@!
almost forgot about something else other than those...
Oh yeah, and one more next after that, maybe!

