Taking Suckitude to a Whole New Level

Folks, you are looking at unlucky and sucking at its best. MLS squad Toronto FC haven't scored a goal in 9 MLS matches, a new record. Their last goal was July 7th against Chicago, and their last win was July 4th. Here are 4 of the 9 game highlights to show my point. Don't worry, the other team scores in 2 of them, and the other 2 have a lot of scoring chances.

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RomiezzoLegend

799 days ago

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Have you considered the fact that everyone else they face is just that good when it comes to defense? </sarcasm>

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SSreportersLegend

799 days ago

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HAHA. They play tomorrow against Columbus, imagine their fans reaction after finally scoring.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

799 days ago

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I guess I'll take the "under"?

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SSreportersLegend

799 days ago

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Over/Under: How many goals will Toronto score my 2050? Number: 0

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

799 days ago

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I said I'll take the under!

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SSreportersLegend

799 days ago

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Well they can watch the Blue Jays...Torontoians are doomed.

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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer

799 days ago

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What if the over under is 0?

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SSreportersLegend

799 days ago

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Under.

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Baltimoresports247All-American

799 days ago

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LOL Manny! I'll take the under too...the line could be -3 and i'd still take the under...these teams will find ways to negatively score...heck, it's US Soccer...i mean football...woo hoo!!

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SSreportersLegend

799 days ago

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Canadian soccer is -9.

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SSreportersLegend

799 days ago

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I've got every right to do that joke because 1 dollar=1 Canadian dollar.

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