THIS JUST IN-- FAVRE MURDERS BRADY AND IS IN CUSTODY
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by Jamel
You heard here first-- allegedly undisclosed sources confirm that Brett Favre, QB for the Green Bay Packers, is in custody for allegedly murdering Tom Brady, QB star for the New England Patriots.
Allegedly Brett Favre was seen pummeling in Brady's skull with a huge block of Wisconsin cheese shaped like a "limp dick". Strangely, and allegedly, Favre hit Brady 12 times with the "cheese dick" over and over again until Tony Romo stopped him. Tony Romo, QB douchebag of the Dallas Cowboys is not YET being charged as an accomplice but did arrive with Brett Favre.
Allegedly the story goes that Tony Romo called Brett Favre at 6:07 am this morning and arranged for a meeting. Allegedly this meeting occured at 9:07 am at a Wisconsin cheese farm. Allegedly Tony Romo devised a plan in which the two QB's would go to Tom Brady's house and kill his beloved goat-- re-inact the famous scene in the Godfather. Allegedly by killing Tom Brady's love his mental spirit would be destroyed and he would go in mourning-- ultimately destroying the New England Patriots hopes of winning the superbowl.
Allegedly Brett Favre and Tony "the Homo" Romo (his mobster nickname) arrived at Tom Brady's house at 11:04 am. The two allegedly found the goat sleeping in bed with Brady. Brett, living in Wisconsin for so long, knew exactely how to kill the goat and threw the bloody goat at Tom Brady. When he awoke Tom Brady allegedly cried like the little bitch he is. Allegedly "the Homo" laughed at him and screamed "now we will beat New England-- your team is going down beee--aatch". Allegedly, sobbing like the school girl he is Tom Brady screamed back to them both "I suck balls... I'm not the star-- Randy Moss is!!! Anyone can do my job-- shit all I have to do is throw the ball in the air anywhere and someone catches it. You have accomplished nothing!!!!"
Allegedly when hearing this Brett Favre snapped, took out his block of cheese shaped like a limp dick and beat in Tom Brady's skull over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over- 12 X-- until nothing remained.
Allegedly when the police arrived Brett still have the bloody cheese dick in his hands and both him and Tony "The Homo" Romo were taken into custody.
Allegedly the last words heard out of Brett Favre's mouth were, "it's not a limp dick-- it's a cheese Lombardi trophy-- you freakin douchebags!!!"
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