THIS JUST IN-- ALLEGEDLY FAVRE SAYS IT WAS ALL PEYTON MANNINGS IDEA
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by Jamel
Dec 8, 2007.
You heard it here first-- allegedly Brett Favre, QB of the Green Bay Packers, who yesterday was allegedly taken into custody with Tony "the Homo" Romo, QB of the Dallas Cowboys, for allegedly murdering Tom Brady, QB for the New England Patriots (was the QB), with a cheese limp dick, has allegedly informed the FBI that Peyton Manning, QB for the Indianapolis Colts, is allegedly involved.
Peyton Manning, scene in the picture above, is denying any actions or wrong doings but allegedly is currently being questioned at an undisclosed location by the FBI.
The news has shocked the entire NFL league as now all 4 of the top QB's in the league are either dead or in custody.
Allegedly as Peyton Manning was seen entering the car of the FBI he was heard allegedly screaming: "it wasn't me... it's was really Roesthlisberger's idea!!! He set it all up. I told them I didn't want anything to do with this".
Allegedly no news has been heard if Ben Roethlisberger, QB of the Pittsburgh Steelers, has been obtained.
Tony "the homo" Romo, also in custody with Brett Favre, has remained allegedly quiet about this situation but sources say that the guards heard him crying, like the little bitch he is, asking for Jessica Simpson. Tony and Jessica became close friends after the famous Tony Romo "fack up" when he botched a snap that would have lead to a Dallas win over the Seatle Seahawks last January. Allegedly, since Jessica Simpson's carrier "jumped the shark" after her break-up with what's his face, her and Tony Romo felt like they had something in common and began to allegedly "hang". Jessica SImpson, star of....nothing but having a great rack... has been known in Hollywood as being the ultimate "fag hag" (this isn't allegedly) first shown in her marriage with Nick Lachey.
Allegedly, the only person who seems happy about this situation is Randy Moss, who is now on the top of the list, as he should be, for MVP of the year.
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(picture of the famous "fack" up of Tony "the homo" Romo)
