T.O.’s Misquoted on T.O., in T.O
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by user LastRow
"I'll read anything," said Jason Hicks, holding a copy of "T.O." that has to do with football leadership." Hicks, 16, is a defensive tackle at Duncanville High School who recently finished a book about former Cowboys quarterback Roger Staubach. Wow, there’s something we don’t hear every day - the mention of Roger Staubach, Terrell Owens, and leadership all in the same thought…Who knew this sort of brain fart could even exist? I guess we should forgive Jason this time…He’s only 16. What’s worse, this reference or scraping your finger nails down a blackboard? My question is, what the hell is a 16-year old doing reading this cock of dookie anyway…I hope it comes with a “Parental Advisory” label on it.
So now Terrell Owens has a tell-all book which debuted last week in bookstores across the country….Believe me you can’t miss it, the ingenius title of “T.O.” will certainly leap off the shelf at you. Just who thought of the title “T.O.”…Did you have a “Name My Book” contest in Miss Jackson’s kindergarten class? What, the kid who named the book received a free copy for his or her entire family. At least Keyshawn was a bit more creative with his title. But what a good human being you are…I would say it’s kind of like being “heroic”, wouldn’t you agree Terrell? I can now begin to see why the term was used by co-author Jason Rosenhaus to describe your comeback from a broken leg before Super Bowl XXXIX. Yes, the brother of Drew called that feat "heroic." Although you deny ever making this reference. For some reason, I don’t know why, but I do believe you. "[Heroic] was one of the words that Jason used.. I can't say that I called it 'heroic,'" said Owens, after signing his book for about 400 fans. Perhaps the term that got taken out of context was one of “fearless hero”…I can see how this could be misunderstood and so should you….For sh&@ always seem to be taken out of context when it comes to you. Though, I’m just guessing, that’s the reason for the book…To get the story that you haven’t heard. Hey Owens, why not just go on MTV’s True Life, where the motto is: "You Think You Know, but You Have No Idea"?
Now this discrepancy seems to contradict Owens' assertion that "These are my words, straight from me to you" on the book's second page. So what is it? Or could it be just another one of his sinister marketing ploys to help sell more books? Who told you to brainstorm this ploy, Drew or Jason? Will this book have the ever popular and favorite quote of Drew’s, “Next Question” in it? This has to be another marketing ploy…There’s nobody on the face of the earth who writes an autobiography and doesn’t know what the hell's on the inside. If you have no idea and don’t know, why should we even give a sh&@ about you and your book?
I’m supposed to hand over to you $25.00 of my hard earned dollars, when you sit on your @$s and eat dibs all day long and make a couple hundred thousand for eating dibs, why do I want to hear about your sad, pathetic life? My answer to that question is, “I can give a flying flip!” Let’s see, a better investment for $25.00…Buy a copy of T.O. or try to fill up my ride with gas? Let’s just say, I love my ride…Apparently Jason Hicks or Christopher Taylor, 29, who read the first three chapters while waiting in line for two hours don’t think gas is as important? To think not only did Mr. Taylor read the wasted $25.00, he read the first three chapters while waiting in line for two hours so he could get Terrell “Misquoted” Owens John Hancock. I knew America was home to some of the biggest idiots in the world, but come on, have some respect for society. I wonder if he really signed it “Misquoted” or “Misunderstood”.
What on earth could this waste of sperm possibly say that he hasn’t already said? Well, that’s an excellent question I raise considering he doesn’t remember what he said in the first place. He wonders why he’s apparently so misunderstood…Isn’t it obvious by the best seller he just produced? So what is it, are you misquoted or simply just misunderstood?…Perhaps it would be best if you talked with Barry Bonds. Why you two are on the same boat….It’s sinking by the way. Just wonder which one of you cowards are going to jump ship first? Hey Terrell, to help better promote your New York Bestseller, perhaps you should contact ESPN about your own reality television show…You know just like Barry had. Wait, I got the perfect title, how about: "T.O on T.O."? Yes, I thought of that one all by myself.
Date
Mon 07/17/06, 7:31 pm EST
