Super Charger: LaDainian Tomlinson
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by user Josh Q. Public
Josh Q. Public: He got somethin’ that makes you wanna shout. He got somethin’ that tells you what it’s all about. Hah! He’s super bad!
Public Service Announcement:
Ok here we go! Sing it with me, bitches. With thunderbolts and lightning, we’ll light up the sky. We’ll give it all we’ve got, and more with the Super Charger try! San Diego Super Chargers! My man. LT. Mr. Everything. The Touchdown Maker. The Record Breaker. The Shake and Baker. The Icing on the Caker. Nobody does it better. Not now. If he keeps up this nonsense, not ever. Fastest man to 100 TDs. Faster than Jim Brown. Faster than Shaun Alexander. Faster than that dancin fool Emmitt Smith. Faster than everybody. Scoring touchdowns in bunches. In droves. A plethora of touchdowns. Leads the league in touchdowns. Three more, and he passes Shaun Alexander. Passes Shaun Alexander for the most in history. Shoot, this cat may get 3 in the first half. While he’s at it, he may throw for one, rebuild a carburetor and paint the Mona Lisa. There doesn’t seem to be anything this dude can’t do. He does it all. He does it all the time. He does it better than everybody else.
He does it for an outstanding football team. A scary team. A team that wouldn’t be quite so frightening without him. A team with a rookie quarterback. A team that lost its best defensive player for four games. A team that was held together by Mr. Everything. Who dey, who dey, who dey think gonna beat them Bengals? Mr. Everything. That’s who. Down ten in the fourth. Mr. Everything scores two TDs in fifteen seconds. 2 TDs in fifteen seconds! Yowza! Had four TDs overall. Ballgame baby. The best fullback in football, Lorenzo Neal: “The man just took over. It’s like he wills it to happen.” That’s what the great ones do. They will themselves and their teams to victory. His Airness did it. Tom Brady does it. So does the Touchdown Maker. The Record Breaker. The Shake and Baker. The Icing on the Caker. Mr. Everything. The best running back in the world.
Peace out homies! Six Two and Even! josh q. public
