Stripped Searched

by user LastRow

A night out at the local strip club…Is there anything better than this? You & the fellas sitting back, relaxing while the drinks are flowing continuously throughout the evening…Naked women are there to provide the wholesome entertainment, not to mention at ones beckon call. Does life get any better than this? Perhaps at Hugh Hefner’s Mansion, but for the “regular” cat…Why, this is the pinnacle! Although, speaking from personal experience, I’d have to say, they’re no weapons allowed on Hef’s property…He doesn’t roll like that. Hell, visitors & guests can’t even bring a damn camera onto the grounds. The next time Steven Jackson & his hommies feel like venturing out, might I suggest this…Much safer, with better looking women than what Indianapolis has to offer.

So Stephen Jackson, along with Pacer teammates are in the news headlines again…Here’s a big surprise! Apparently Mr. Jackson might have a new career after his sorry basketball days are over…Hollywood is always looking for good stunt people, and the way you took that hit in the strip club parking lot, shit you’re a shoe in. Plus Steven you’re in luck, Hef’s Mansion is just down the street right off of Sunset Boulevard. Maybe for your next act you might find a cabby who would be so courteous and drag you down Sunset while you hold on to the bumper for dear life…Think of it as your audition. I just hope you do better the Ben Rosthelisberger did when he auditioned, the Chrysler got the best of him.

I guess Rick Carlisle never preached the famous old coach “Nothing Good Ever Happens After Midnight” speech…It’s definitely a classic! Or perhaps you just might’ve missed it due to suspension in your role during the whole “Malice at the Palace”. Too bad, that little pep talk may have come in handy as you were becoming a new hood ornament. Incidentally, I’m in the new market for an automobile…I was just wondering which manufacturer will be selling the 2007 Stephen Jackson Limited Edition Proto Type vehicle? Choice of colors are Black or Blue (your preference). You know, the one which will be featuring the ever popular, custom made, Stephen Jackson hood scoop. Very aerodynamic I hear. Will this ride be made by Lincoln, Cadillac, Hummer? Which one Steve? Come on, tell me…Hook a brother up! I’m dying to known, but please, no guns. I want to be the first one on my block to have one of these babies….They do come with bullet-proof glass, right? However, I’ve heard…Don’t know if this is true or not, but as an extra bonus to purchasing one of these limited edition beauties, it will come with an exact 9 mm pistol that you five times into the air outside Club Rio.

Steve, I want to know the real deal here…How did this whole mayhem begin at Club Rio? Did yourself, along with Jamaal Tinsley, Marquis Daneiels, and Jimmie Hunter, try once again to take on some Detroit Piston fans. No, no, don’t tell me…Just as what happened at The Palace they the ones yet again to instigate this whole thing? So this time you tried to walk away from anything bad that was about to go down, but couldn’t right. Likely story…Just like “The Dog Ate My Homework” line. Fact is, you’re a trouble maker…No matter where you are, or what you’re doing, trouble will always find Steve & company. You’re just like a hemorrhoid, we just never know when & where you’re going to flare up!

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