Stephon Marbury to take his rightful place alongside Caesar and Mussolini
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Not satisfied with annoying American basketball fans, Starbury wants to bring his special kind of ego-driven sideshow to Italy once his contract is up with the Knicks. Apparently his wife likes it there and he thinks he can be a reverse David Beckham, citing that he will be 32 at the time he would go overseas, the same age Beckham is now. Damn, that's like some straight up Lincoln-Kennedy coincidence right there. Maybe they'll both be shot on Fridays by Southerners known by three names. Although, if he is indeed going for the Anti-Beckham, he's got being the opposite of ridiculously popular and loved by millions down pat. In any case, I sure hope Italians like cheap shoes.
