Starbury Has “Stuff” on Thomas, but What Kind of “Stuff” does Thomas have on Dolan?
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by LastRow
Oh this is good stuff! Stuff that soap operas are made of!
"Isiah has to start me, I've got so much stuff on Isiah and he knows it. He thinks he can get me, but I'll get him first. You have no idea what I know." -Stephon Marbury
Oh yeah, well I’ll have you know you’re not the only one with “stuff” on your boss! I know stuff about my boss too…So stick that in your crack pipe and smoke it! Yeah, he drools on his pillow at night! How did I know that you must be wondering? Oh yeah, that’s right, I’m my own boss! I hope me, myself and I don’t become a little third grade snitch! Oh, believe me…The skeletons would be flying out of the closet! As far as what Marbury "knows about Isiah"... It's a little late to threaten Isiah with tarnishing his character after the shit that came out of his cake hole in court. Or is Starbury planning on telling us that as a NBA exc., well, he’s not very good…Again, great third grader mentality! Just one small problem, I’m thinking the “inside” information is already out on that!
Look, it’s no secret that Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus are run better than the Knicks…They are a joke from top to bottom. The bigger question we should be asking ourselves is, “What does Isiah have on Dolan that is keeping him employed?” It’s a given Starbury is a nut job who only cares about himself and how many cheap ass pairs of shoes Steve & Barry’s are selling for him, so this is a 72 par for the course…Nothing earth shattering here! Thomas must have something really good on Dolan!! Hell, there is no way this moron has a job if he didn’t!. Cost MSG 11 million and change in the lawsuit. Even better that Brown was only asking for 10 million...They gave him extra. The whole Larry Brown fiasco (can’t remember how much that cost). Now why can’t the New York press undercover this?!?!
Of course we’re sitting here talking about “practice!! We’re talking about practice!! Not a game…Not a game! We’re talking about practice!” Isiah was coached in college by Bobby Knight and well, so maybe Starbury’s going to dish the dirt on how Thomas wants to be the black Bob Knight. You know, all the yells, threats & sometimes physically assaults his players (head butting, grabbing, pushing, etc.)…Hell, I think that might be it! That’s what “Starbury” knows about Isiah and is willing to chirp like a prison Carney if Thomas refuses to give the ball back to him, so he can jack up 60 shots a night!
Okay, so it goes without saying that Starbury’s nothing more than a loose screw, and by watching Breakfast Club we all know that “screws fall out all over the…The world’s an imperfect place!” However, I’m the slightest bit intrigued as to what he “knows about Isiah”, that we don’t? Could it be Zeke takes five shits before every game? Could it be Thomas has a tat of a bar code tattooed on the “Bullseye” portion of his lower back? Fellas, you know what I’m talking about here…Well, at least you should! Or maybe it’s that Isiah still sleeps with an ALF doll, since he just seems to have a knack with the ladies! As for the ALF doll, no biggie…We all used to sleep with one! Especially the one where you squeeze his belly and he’d talk to you…Not that I’d know anything like that!
So, what…What is making him go “The Great Cornholio” on Zeke’s ass? Wait…Wait just a minute! I figured it out! The Knicks are a team of men (by age) that handle their issues like kids (by actions). This would fit the normal then!
