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Sports Pet Peeve: How 'bout those Derek Jeters?

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by user Ross K.

One of my biggest pet peeves in the sports world is when those talking about sports refer to a player in a plural entity. Such as: There is a small group of players, your Derek Jeters, your Travis Hafners, your Barry Zitos that are just something special."

Why do they make the names plural? There's only one of them. Who created this ridiculous way of forming a sentence?

It’s not like it’s the The Island and there’s a bunch of Barry Zito clones hanging out with Scarlett Johansson waiting to take the place of the real one if he has to go on the DL. (Although maybe the Chicago Cubs should look into that for Mark Prior and Kerry Wood.)

Why not just say Jeter, Hafner and Zito are special players? It says the exact same thing and it makes a lot more sense.

Am I the only one that this bothers?


Date

Mon 07/31/06, 5:12 pm EST


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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
1217 days ago
Score 10+-
If I ever got cloned, Scarlett Johansson would be the one I'd want all of my clones hanging around. Are for the plurality of the players, I think it started when people began saying, I wouldn't mind have nine Whatshisnames on my team.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1217 days ago
Score 4+-
idiots... just clone Scarlett Johannson and keep only one you (I never saw the movie). Doesn't work good with some plurals.. The more Coreysrerealboys and Friskymen we have and the less Stileses, the better!
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FriskysmanVarsity Captain
1217 days ago
Score 7+-
You have to admire writers, great writers, writers like your Ross Ks who aren't afraid to tell it like it is.
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Twins15Varsity Captain
1217 days ago
Score 4+-
Not only do I admire Ross Ks, I admire the Friskymen that recognize the talent of your Ross Ks.
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LouGehrigRed-Shirting
1216 days ago
Score 1+-
Ross, you make an excellent point. I would love to hear the talking heads say something about the Dave Roberts, the Jeff Robinsons, the Bill Smiths, and the Bob Smiths.
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