Sports Help Wanted: NFL
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by Trizz
On my never ending quest to have one most popular story....i mean seriously the guy re-did my Phillies story and he got the most popular while my stories sit in the new section and gradually disappears with no votes and no comments.....okay but back to the new topic Sports Help Wanted...there's ALOT of people soon to be unemployed so I decided to help them see some of the hottest careers in the NFL.
Offseason Backup Quarterback - Who needs to start Game 1? Spend a month on the bench and sooner or later you'll be the number one guy before you can say "Grossman" but dont take it from me take it from these recent hires
"I was a big star in Minnesota despite no playoff success until I got hurt and got replaced by the old guy named Brad, I moved to Miami to get a fresh start and I got replaced by another old guy, then I responded for a backup gig in Oakland and a holdout and McCown later I'm starting on a 2-2 team in the worst division in football" -Daunte Culpepper
"I suck. I mean I really suck. Announcers don't like me, fans don't like me because I suck. So then I responded to the backup QB ad in Atlanta hoping eventually a linebacker was going take Vick's legs from up under him. Soon after I got the job, the long legs of Vick were taken by the long arms of the law. Now I'm a starter again and someone just got my old job I need to step it up" -Joey Harrington
"I was considered the future of the franchise, I was the number 1 pick in a draft with very little star power. They put me on an expansion team filled with players who no one else wanted and an O-Line weaker than my arm. Soon I was ousted out of Houston for some fancy backup out of Atlanta so I found a job in Carolina behind a almost Super Bowl winning QB I thought I had no chance then he 'mysteriously" missed practice and I got the start. Thanks SHW" -David Carr
So you see you don't have to be a top draft pick to come take someone's job, apply today we have openings in
Chicago, Baltimore, Kansas City, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Minnesota, and St. Louis
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There my team I can poke fun at them......you New Yorkers can't.
