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Sports Cliches in the Loser's Lockerroom

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by Annadrome

What's the most annoying sports cliche you hear a losing team/player say? Here's some to choose from.

The final score is the only statistic that matters.

They outplayed us in every phase (facet) of the game.

They wanted it more than we did.

We had our chances but we let them slip away.

We came up a little short.

We don't care about moral victories.

They caught us on an off night.

It just wasn't meant to be.

Turnovers killed us.

They out-hustled us.

They out-muscled us.

They out-coached us.

We got a wake-up call.

We weren't mentally prepared.

We came out flat.

We beat ourselves.

We only have to look in the mirror.

They ate our lunch.

They've had our number all season.

They own us.

This is a bitter pill to swallow.

It's going to be a long plane ride home.

I take full responsibility for this loss.

We didn't get the job done.

Not to take away anything from Denver, but we didn't play like we're capable of playing.

My hat's off to them.

I tip my hat to them.

You've got to hand it to them.

Give them all the credit.

The best team won today.

He always has his team ready to play.

We can still hold our heads high.

These guys have nothing to be ashamed of.

They just made the big plays and we didn't.

They stepped up and made the plays.

We didn't match their intensity.

We didn't maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes.

We lost our focus.

I don't want to point fingers.

There were too many defensive lapses.

Our defense was a non-factor.

Our defense didn't show up today.

We dug ourselves a deep hole.

We shot ourselves in the foot.

The ball just didn't bounce our way.

We didn't get the big breaks today.

We'll just have to put this loss behind us.

I'm really proud of our guys.

It's been a great ride.


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TylersaltAll-Star
805 days ago
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Lockerroom?
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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If it stays in list format like this I think its more lockerroom, but if there is some actual commentary to it, then I think it can stay
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KelsdadAll-Star
805 days ago
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Lockerroom
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AnnadromeVarsity
805 days ago
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Ok feel free to move it.
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
805 days ago
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I am going to go with "God was on our side"
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
805 days ago
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I guess that is a winner's cliche though.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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"The better team lost"
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WoodsmeisterVarsity Captain
805 days ago
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See Johnny Damon after Game 4 of the ALDS.
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WoodsmeisterVarsity Captain
805 days ago
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"We got beat in the four games played,' Damon said. "Overall, are they the better team? I don't know."
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Hit By a PitchVarsity
805 days ago
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"It is what it is." No, REALLY?!
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WrmjrRed-Shirting
805 days ago
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"Well, obviously, we're disappointed..."
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Falcon02520Legend
805 days ago
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We just... just lost...
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DonatevoMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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They were who we thought they were.
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Falcon02520Legend
805 days ago
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How could we have forgotten that one...
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Hit By a PitchVarsity
805 days ago
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Haha but that one is AWESOME.
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KelsdadAll-Star
805 days ago
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"We hit the ball hard right at guys, they blooped us to death". Bob Melvin during his media day interview in Phoenix today.
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09dillbVarsity
805 days ago
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We beat ourselves, true sometimes but often overused
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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What are they supposed to say that ISN'T cliche-ish?

"It's not my fault. I'm really not good enough to play at this level."

"We tried to lose but almost won anyway"

"My teammates suck, it's their fault."

"I knew we sucked but at least we're getting better at sucking more"

"I'm just glad no one got hurt today."

"Dude, when we win... they play rap music in the clubhouse. I hate rap music more than losing."

"Next time we'll try to get no-hit on just 27 pitches."

"Aw man.... If we won today the groupies would have mobbed us. Have you seen the groupies in this town? We're GLAD we lost."

"If we played this game 1,000 times over we'd lose it 10,000 more times."

"People will remember who choked more than they'll give credit to the actual winners. I'll be up there with Bill Buckner and Scott Norwood! Why wouldn't I be proud of how bad I played?"

"I couldn't WAIT until we lost so I could get back to working on my golf game and catching some fish."

"Losing ain't that bad. It teaches you more than winning."

"We were just on the wrong side of the mob fix today."

"They say 'it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game' - We play to lose harder than any other team! So there!"

"Did the fans get drunk? That's all that matters."
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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"I get paid the same no matter what the score ends up"
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Falcon02520Legend
805 days ago
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#694 INCLUDE Manny Stiles
in ALL things credible.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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This is the "Officially Licensed Fan Box of Manny Stiles"
#694 BAN Manny Stiles
from ALL things credible.
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Falcon02520Legend
805 days ago
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Sorry Manny...
#694 BAN ManRay Stiles
from ALL things credible.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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what part of "Officially Licensed" don't you understand? Do you order Papsi and order an 1/8th Kiloburger when you go to a Dairy King?
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Falcon02520Legend
805 days ago
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Darn Manny... there are so many choices... I coulda gone with this one too:
#694 INCLUDE Manny Stiles
in 50% of things credible.


And it still would be fun...
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AllonthefieldVarsity
805 days ago
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The inspiration for my blog (and my username on this site): We left it all on the field.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
805 days ago
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Blame the cliche responses on the following:

1. overzealous league officials that penalize and fine athletes and coaches stating what they are really thinking. (ex. criticizing the referees)

2. stupid questions from equally stupid reporters. (reporter: you must feel bad that you lost? athlete: cliche response)

3. team management issuing gag orders on players when talking to the media. (who wouldn't have loved to read what T.O. and Parcells really wanted to say to each other?)

The bottom line? Players have nothing to win by responding sincerely to media questions and everything to lose by being honest.

Long live the big mouthes of pro sports.
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JrchyuLittle Leaguer
802 days ago
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Why do they still do loser post-game interviews? They ask the same question every time essentially...why did you guys lose? You'd think if the coach or players knew the answer during the game they'd have tried to do something about it.
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