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Sometimes UCLA makes it too easy for a Trojan to snark on them...

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by GridironGoddess

From the fUCLA files: ( I KID! I KID!)

UCLA set to reinstate first year assistant coach Eric Scott this week. Charges in the attempted burglary have not been formally filed against the beleaguered former Bruin receiver and so he’s getting his job back. What, so easily? Well, reportedly two days of intensive meetings with the coaching staff and other athletic department personnel took place as Scott left one tiny teeny inconsequential fact off his resume.

His Criminal Record.

USC may be the school residing in the ‘hood, but UCLA is the one hiring ‘hoods to coach their football team apparently.

Scott has 2 misdemeanor counts of carrying a concealed weapon on his record. One in 1996 and one in 2005. He also has a misdemeanor disturbing the peace charge from 2002 on his rap sheet.

The UCLA Athletic department was unaware of Scott’s record when they hired him. Say What?! Have the brainiacs in Westwood never heard of USSearch.com or any of the other tons of background checking services available on Al Gore’s Interwebs? For $14.95 they’d have been able to find out that in addition to the seven years assistant coaching at Los Angeles’s Crenshaw High, that Mr. Scott had a proclivity for carrying a piece. A concealed piece.

But you know, when you are battling a bigger, better, high powered national championship contending program across town, I guess you take what you can get, coaches and players. *

  • this was all intended in sarcastic humor people, I’m not really hating on the bruins THAT much. heh heh heh In all truth I wish Eric Scott and the UCLA staff the best of luck in dealing with and resolving this issue. Let the above article stand as a piece of Trojan sarcasm.

-Your Gridiron Goddess, now with more snark


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Tmil42AAA-er
838 days ago
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My incredible intuitive sense leads me to believe that you are a USC alum.
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GridironGoddessJV Squad
838 days ago
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Yes I am.
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Tmil42AAA-er
838 days ago
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I knew it. I'm a genius.
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RomiezzoLegend
838 days ago
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Does that mean you could've went to USC? :P
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Tmil42AAA-er
838 days ago
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No, I was never that "smart."
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RomiezzoLegend
838 days ago
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Oh, OK. So, you could've went to UCLA...
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ChristofMVP
838 days ago
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Here is something, neither one of those teams will be playing in a BCS Bowl this year. You all know where to send your hate e-mail to...
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GridironGoddessJV Squad
838 days ago
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Wrong, both most likely will, SC will for sure. :)
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ChristofMVP
838 days ago
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Nope. Here is a wild prediction -2 BCS teams will come the Big 10, only one from the Pac 10, and the Pac 10 rep will be a surprise.
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GridironGoddessJV Squad
838 days ago
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your prediction is way off, but you are welcome, of course, to your own opinion. lol Definitely 2 from Big 10 tho-I agree with that. And SC or Cal from Pac 10, if not both.
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ChristofMVP
838 days ago
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If you think I am smoking some wacky tobacca, then put out a challenge on me. If you are right, I will write a couple of glorious articles about your beloved Trojans. If I am right, you have to write a loving article about JoePa, and then an article about the history of Penn Quakers football. Are you up for the challenge, cupcake?
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IbeargRed-Shirting
838 days ago
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I don't think hiring this guy was a mistake... don't underestimate the intimidation factor of UCLA's opponents knowing there could be a piece on the sideline at any time.
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Tmil42AAA-er
838 days ago
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Then why did Miami suck last year?
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BuldilarekidVarsity
838 days ago
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any body for cal?
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RomiezzoLegend
838 days ago
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Absolute silence for over an hour and a 1/2. I don't think there's anyone for Cal..
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GridironGoddessJV Squad
838 days ago
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Cal is my 2nd fav Pac 10 team. :)
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RomiezzoLegend
838 days ago
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Oh, so now she admits it. When absolutely no one else is posting, except this Mid East Beast over here... :)
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GridironGoddessJV Squad
838 days ago
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LOL Have been super busy tonight. SIgh. Am going to be out of town Thurs-Sun night, and absent from armchairGM those days as I'll be up in S.F. with girlfriends.
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