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Solomon Wilcots is the new Tim McCarver

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by Suckatsports

It's not as if I was looking for someone new to replace the not-yet-booth-departed Tim McCarver, but you find love in unexpected places. Being that there was only one semi-interesting NFL game on today, the Bengals were playing the Jets, with background nose by Ian Iggle, and Solomon Wilcots. He is quite possibly the most annoying, and least talented A team analyst there ever was.

It's not that he doesn't know what he's talking about, but that he's completely wrong. It's as if, he's watching a different game than everyone else on the screen. His explanations for plays are inexistent, and his knowledge of the game is skewed. And while listening to his nonsensical drivel, I felt a feeling of deja vu, it's as if I had lived through this very recently - but he hasn't done any games. Lo and behold, it was the channeling of one Tim McCarver through the body of Wilcots, applied to football.

Just as bad. Just as annoying. And just as confusing.

Second place? Spencer Tillman.

When analysts go wrong [Buckeye Commentary]

This post is cross-published from We Suck at Sports.


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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
770 days ago
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I don't think that is fair to call Solomon the new Tim McCarver. McCarver set the bear reaallllyyyy high. When history is all set and done, it will be McCarver at the top of the suckiness mountain
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TylersaltAll-Star
770 days ago
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or reaallllyyyy low, depending on your point of view.
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Ea34Div-I Stud
770 days ago
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While I agree that Wilcots is terrible, I have to agree with Romo that he has a ways to go before he can consistently rival McCarver on the crappy scale.
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SuckatsportsVarsity
769 days ago
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He's really on his way though.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
769 days ago
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and I'm on my way to Polaris every time I jump.
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TylersaltAll-Star
770 days ago
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MUTE Joe Buck and Tim McCarver make this user want to vomit.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
770 days ago
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not....even....close....
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