Snap Judgement : The Tim Tebow Experience
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In this era of 24/7 news and instant connectivity with other sports fanatics around the world, once a story about an athlete comes to light, we all jump to it faster than Chad Pennington throws an interception. Or fumbles the ball. Or gets hurt. I call this era the "ESPN Era," where everyone and anyone that has breath in their lungs is ready to give their opinion; though one suspects Stephen A.'s breath smells a little bit like a cheese byproduct and Phil Simms has some underlying passion towards one Jim Nantz. And once a news story breaks, like a bodily function, the snap judgement comes. Screw waiting until all the facts are out on the table, that's totally overrated.
Now, from the week that was, here are some snap judgements of my own.
The Heisman Finalists
"TEBOW TEABAGS COMPETITION, WINS HEISMAN"
Admit it, you're just waiting for someone to use "teabag" in the same sentence with the wunderkid University of Florida QB.
Samari Rolle
I'd be afraid (and yet curious) as to what his reaction would've been if the ref called him, "Pigfucker."
Pittsburgh Steelers Versus New England Patriots
It's the the dirty wide receiver (Hines Ward) and the dirty defensive back (Rodney Harrison) in the matchup of who has the true Dirty Sanchez Mustache.
McLaren's Goal For Richie Sexson To Hit 40 HRs In 2008
Well, look at who has this song on their mind when the name Richie Sexson is said.
Sean Taylor's Murder Suspects
Enjoy your very own personal "Oz."
