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Six Losses Away From 10,000 - The Countdown Continues

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by user Christof

FIFTH IN A SERIES

For the 9,994th time in franchise history, the Philadelphia Phillies lost a game. This loss, like the previous one earlier today, came against the New York Mets. The final score in this one was 5-2.


As the Phillies now begin to move quickly in their quest for 10,000 losses, one needs to take into account other milestones that the club are reaching. For example, this is the first doubleheader at Citizens Bank Park in which the Phillies were swept. Also, this was first time the Mets swept a doubleheader in Philadelphia since June 28, 1980. That was only twenty-seven years and a day ago!

A homer would point out here that in 1980, the Phillies won their only World Series title. A realist, however, would tell you to look at the Phillies current starting rotation, their bullpen, their third baseman, and their leftfielder and tell you that there is NO WAY that this club is going to sniff the playoffs, let alone winning the championship.

This loss tonight has to be the worse one so far while I have been writing this series. This is because the Phillies sent their ace, Cole Hamels to the mound. Hamels, who was lights out in April and May, has had a rough couple of outings leading into tonight’s game. This trend sadly continued tonight. Hamels did not pitch awful, but he was often behind in the count and left relatively early in the game.

Now, when the Hamels left the game, the Phillies were down by the score of 3-1. Enter Geoff Geary, and that 3-1 deficit soon became a 5-1 deficit. The Phillies managed to score a run in the eighth and had two men on in the bottom of the ninth. The tying run came to the plate in the form of Pat Burrell. There were two outs. The Mets pitcher was none other than Billy Wagner. Last month, Burrell tied a game on a home run off of Wagner. So what happens here?

Burrell strikes out! The game is over. Burrell batting average is now that much closer to the Mendoza line. The Phillies are now that much closer to 10,000 losses.

Aren’t these happy times in Philadelphia?


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KelsdadAll-Star
884 days ago
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And I thought the Yankees pitching was bad earlier.

In addition to Hamels, the Phils threw a DBacks castoff, which in itself says alot, and tomorrow will start somebody named J.A. Happ, a twenty six year old minor league journeyman making his Major League debut. And that's not even counting Kyle Kendrick, who, despite a 2-0 record, will be making his fourth ML appearance on Sunday.

Yep, I don't feel so bad about the Yankees pitching anymore, because here's proof it can get worse, much worse.
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ChristofMVP
884 days ago
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I forgot to include the following. The Phillies two losses today are very signficant, for they represent a four game swing in the stadnings. The Mets entered today three games ahead of the Phillies in the NL East. They exit today with a five game lead, and two less games to play this season.
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KelsdadAll-Star
884 days ago
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Nice day by Ryan Howard today, it's not all on the pitching. From the keyboard of a Yankee fan, Christof, who hasn't given up on the season yet. The Phils are, what?, two games out of the wild card? In the easy National League? No worries, bro, pick up a cheap pitcher, Burrell and Howard start hitting, and the postseason is a lock. Wish I could help with the 10,000 loss thing, but they were losing games 80 years before I was born, so they're on their own on that one.
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ChristofMVP
884 days ago
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J Rol went 1-8 I believe, Pat the Batless went 1-5. Howard either hits a HR or strikes out. It is awful.

The NL is weak, don't get me wrong. I, however, have been following sports long enough to see when a team begins their death rattle. The death rattle for the Phils has begun.

The team has lost way too much starting pitching to injury. The bullpen was bad to begin with. It is only going to get worse for teh remainder of the season.

Third base is hopeless, and Burrell, he is simply done.

The Yanks are in better shape to make the playoffs in the tough AL than the Phillies are of making the playoffs in the weaker NL.

But hey, 4 weeks until the Eagles open up training camp.
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Simms1156Div-I Stud
884 days ago
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Maybe the Phillies wont lose again for the rest of eternity, or at least until someone catches up to them. Oh wait im talking about the Phillies ... Does anybody know who is in second in alltime losses?
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KelsdadAll-Star
884 days ago
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That would be the Boston/Milwaukee/Atlanta Braves with 9677
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EkomVarsity
884 days ago
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seriously, 10,000.... big whoop... they've been around for 131 years...

HOW much pleasure can be derived from this? It's INEVITABLE, not a token of ineptitude.

Hell, I've only been alive for maybe 2,500-3,000 of them... big whoop!
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KelsdadAll-Star
884 days ago
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Only one franchise has won 10,000 games, and no, it wasn't the Yankees.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
884 days ago
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Tampa Bay?
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
884 days ago
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Jeez, the last loss opinion isn't even off the front opinion page and they're losing again. Talk about headline hogs!
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