Sexiest Athlete of the Year- 2007

How old is she in this pi, 12?

probably like 18 or 19.

Didn't you have a heart attack over Allison Tyrone??? Hummmmmmm....

Unless we consider porn a "hobby"....

i'd give her a work out... sorry, it had to be said....

Glad someone else said it. Who are the women in these pictures? Can we really not even get enough effort to say who it is and what sport they play?

Yes

Definitely looks better from behind!

She's scary. And kind of gross.

You just did...

You mean you like older guys Meg?

Heheheh...I actually find him very sexy, as undeniably creepy as that sounds. It's the Southern cowboy thing.

Speaking of Cowboys...

I think Romo is more super cute than sexy but yeah I agree I'd have my way with him!

I agree...there's super cute, then there's Romo cute, which borders on sexy...either way, I am a proud Romosexual.

Romo...

what the shit...did he look cute getting faceplanted on sunday?

Jessica Simpson on the other hand....she also looked good cheering on a good cowboys pummeling...

It's about time you put someone up that DID SOMETHING in 2007...

If their sexy enough who cares if they suck at their sport. They enjoy sucking:)

LJ is probably the biggest girl on this list 6'5" - but GOD she defines the word "attractive" - She attracts your attention. If you ever see her in person you CAN'T keep your eyes off of her. And it's not just because she is Amazonian big or her smoking hot looks. It's how she moves so fluidly, it's her aura, her presence. My wife even said so. And on top of it she's ABSOLUTELY a great basketball player. She is the female MJ as far as star quality but she plays like Tim Duncan with Ray Allen's shooting touch!!! Blah Blah Blah goo goo gooo melting melting Blahh slobber slobber...!

i thought he was gay...

"was"?

Pfft...like I care

was...is...

i just assume all soccer players are...

force of habit y'know...

Ehh...you can't always assume...especially with ManU

That's just nasty.

Mmmmm...hockey players...

I never really thought Sid was hot. This is a good pic though.

its like that one time a year they show the WNBA on ESPN, just to appease the few who might care think of this as title IX for AGM

I could go on, but I'll stop and let you guys be guys.

no, eva is smoking...

Eva's adorable...if Tony actually cheated on her, he's officially the worl'd biggest dumbass...facking French people

Look-- for every hot woman out there, there's a man tied of facking her

How can you get tired of facking HER???

Damn, I forgot all about her.

I didn't

I think Danica Patrick is crazy sexy, but I saw that whole spread, and I didn't think those were terribly flattering. I guess plumber crack just isn't my thing.

And of course, what are the odds? It was already here. All that talk for nothing. :(

there s only one pic ever posted on this site of her and thats it wow nice job anon

I need the love- it was me- Jamel

Among the many other reason you should be jailed?

Yes.

It's between Stoke and Sharapova in my book.

dude...she's legal

DO forget about them. Overly energetic bibmos with massive implants who roll around in the WWE are NOT athletes.

Look at those abs and tell me she's not athletic.

Ohhh you mean Torrie......

meh, that sex tape is terrible...stupid bitch...

Yeah, she's a good one. I forgot about her.

Onefly-- look I can't be doing all the work- I did find some pics for you but next time you're in charge-- no pic- no nomination!

Sorry- if your pic doesn't work she will not be nominated

One more of her

She deffinitely looks like Hilary Duff, if you know who that is.

there are really no good pics of sasha out there.

Is that a challenge?

if it will get us a good pic, then yes.

This is a warm up

To me this is a very very very very good pic- to most of you, you just don't get it- especially Beast

One more

Ignore her face on this one- stick a bag over it

the one of her in the black is the best one I could find too. It is nice, but not sexy.

massive fuggin hotty

Sorry Manny- didn't see your post 11 hours ago

All that matters is the end result, dog!

I think you should have categories - Just Plain Hottest, Prettiest, Most Dominant at her "sport", Slammingest Body, Most likely to be a Dominatrix behind closed doors, Most likely to fack like a dead fish, Best combonation of hot and sport-skilled, Who will still be hot 25 years from now, Who can we get an interview with on the chair, etc...

We need specific criteria!!!

Jezz-- how obsessed to you think I am with this shit?

Oh, and who will get the fattest the fastest?? That would be fun...

Oh yeah, and guy categories as well, too... I guess.....

You know, sausagefests don't just happen, they have a cause. It's YOUR fault for not titling it correctly with the word "FEMALE" in it...

You're not obsessed. I know this is serious binness to you! It was just a suggestion... You could always do the wise thing and just tell me to shut the fack up! You know I'm only gonna end up bitching about it anyway...

I don't mind your bitching- like I said you amuse me-- keep up the good work and for christs sakes stop beating off to my thread!

Find a name and she can be nominated

hey it looks like she busted my balls!

All you have to do is copy and paste the address bar of the pic-- for example google image search "Keeley"-- when it shows up click on enlarge pic- copy and paste the address bar and voila-- you don't have to do anything else-

Laila Ali

Hey, Detroit Playa! Good lookin' out, but no love for Swin Cash?

Naw bro, Cash is kinda lazy eyed.

Im attracted to Candace Parker

Because all the black female athletes for 2007 are nappy headed ho's!

WHo cares if she's lazy eyed when you're behind her? Naw, I didn't! Yes, I did!!!

I just have a thing for the WNBA chicks, well tall babes in general since I'm so tall...

And who said they have to be black? Asian, American Indian, Pacific Islanders, African Tribesman, Martian - I like 'em in all colors and degree of nappiness!

I like girls, girls, all kinds of girls...

Dont get me wrong, I love basketball chicks. My girl hoop for my high school, and she's fine as hell. She's just not lazy eyed

Lazy eye, Schmazy Eye... I've seen Swincredible in person and she is definitely stunning. Now, I'd still kick her out of bed for getting crumbs in it, but I'd kick any two girls out of my bed for getting crumbs in it! I HATE crumbs in the bed...

I wouldnt be as pissed if she were to clean it up herself.

You know how these girls eyes got lazy right??? You got to aim for the mouth, not the eye- especially you Manny- with that mutant acid sperm of yours (as Kenrick told me)

Could be a Butterbean and then you'd really be in trouble.

Everything look good but her bean. Just sayin'.

At least you didn't say "Butterballs". Are you saying she's a "two-bagger"? One bag for head and one for yours in case her bag comes off?

Why not just do her from behind?? I'm just saying how ugly can the back of a chicks head really be?

Well, if you just wanna take all the fun out of it, close your damned eyes and they're ALL smaoking hot!

Yeah- some chicks I had to make sure it was completely dark- no light at all- bag on her head- backwards- plus I was asked to be blind folded-- and for some reason I would wear gloves..... wait- this doesn't look good for me right now

But you could still smell them, huh?

Yeah, I was gonna say her kid took an unkindly toll on her. I like Moms as much as the next pervert but she had a kid with Casey Daigle!!!

I'm sorry, but if she was "really" as hot as everyone was led to believe, wouldn't she have a better husband than Casey Daigle???

Maybe he's got the Screech Powers power???

DAMN

Apparently you don't know me well, or haven't read the thread above. Dude, I got a file full of pictures of her that I took myself!! I have been a Lauren Jackson fan since the Sydney Olympics... She is captivating in person.

Yeah, but do you have a file full of pictures of her in a bathing suit?

You aren't going to find a picture on the internet I haven't seen. There's plenty of topless pictures out there of her too... bathing suit...

Some of the 'men' on here aint ready for the "topless" yet. So lets just leave it at bathing suit

I think I am one of the youngest users on here, and I have seen my share of porn. So, if you don't want to post a topless picture on here, then you can just send it to me in a "private" message:)

Stop being such a tight-sphinctered American!

They're tasteful pictures done artfully in Black & White. (Go google 'em you little knucklefackers)

If Americans weren't such prudes... THEY'RE JUST BOOBS!!! Loosen up the buttons you freeking Puritans!!

If you want nudity go to Jay the joke--

...Dara Torres-Gowen, Gabriella Sabatini

I'm with you on Dara Torres. What about Amanda Beard?

Here's Amanda:

She's ass ugly compared to Jackson.

She does have an awesome personality... just saying.

Yeah, but this is the "sexiest athlete of the year", not "best personality of the year"

Her personality is sexy! And I've seen her in jeans AND in an evening gown and high heels. She's not un-attractive. Of course, her face would probably sag to the ground if she ever let her tight-ass hair bun down - that's one thing I've never seen! But seriously, she is a cool chick.

Hell- it looks like she likes to swallow- she can't be all the bad

Sexy comes in many shapes and sizes... Badonkadonk!!!

If you took the best of both of them you'd have one HELL of a woman. Or if you took them both at the same time you'd probably get broken in half.

Thanx, Dre!!

Probably Lisa Harrison. But man I wanted to do many dirty things with Kayte Christensen.

I told you how Tangela Smith and Penny taylor were giving me the hairy eyeball at the Championship Rally; to be fair I was the only dude over 6'0" tall there...

If you wanna go there (as in, you wanna talk WWE/ECW), then here are some:

Christy Hemme

Torrie Wilson

Ashley Masaro

Candice Michelle

She wasn't a great player, but she was still great. And none of her pix online are worth a shit...

Man, that picture tells a thousand words and they're all lies. She is WAY hotter than that goofy picture! I think she is coaching now, but she was doing fill-in sideline reporting at Suns games when Jody the Toucan Jackson was out...

I've had my fair share of Asians

Michelle Kwan

It does now.

The bad thing about Kwan is her humongous nose.

Michelle Wie could get it too...

Jeanette Lee is probably the most dominating at her sport of ALL of them... Accomplishments in 2007? Wrestlers say what?

I like the way you think J

Jam-Jam, she handles the stick with finesse, but she's very mean to the balls...

Jessica Biel changed her name and took up tennis?

My bad, I aint feel like lookin

It's the bastard offspring of Pinocchio and Dumbo!!!

Okay I found a censored one

I think a ruling needs to take place here- since I'm the creator of this article and of this competition I have declared myself President, King, top dog, whatever-- I will now deliberate................... okay!- sideline reporters count!!!

holy, fugging, sh*t

Photographer 1, Reality 0 She doesn't look like that in person; granted she was wearing slightly more clothes when I met her... but not much more.

i could give two craps...

Former sideline reporter, Lisa Guerrero

Yeah, why kill a few brain cells when you can just get the full frontal lobotomy, right???

Well, it looks like Erin is cheating on Pat.

At least Dicky V has something to do till February.

on that note if you google "Pat burrell eric andrews" AGM is the 6th link..ha!

THAT is more like what she really looks like (the chick on the right) Not that you care, she isn't the greatest interviewer you'll run into in a lockerroom...

That's awesome!!! And guess who's locker room post that was?!?!

Wow! 6th!@!! Who is eric andrews?

It's old Fish Face; E.T. Willie McGee!!!

I thought E.T. was this guy:

Well, , Scarlett Johannsen is a hell of a poker player, Jessica Alba was a sideline reporter in a dream I had once and Selma Hayek played soccer once... get on it!!!

if you catch my drift....

Damn, I think we should add male athlete's wives onto this list. I put a picture of Eva Longoria up earlier, but she's not eligible to win, unless Jamel switches the rules again.

Aight, unforunately I am stuck at home all damn night, watching my little brothers, so I will probably still be here.

Jamel started that... not me! I SWEAR! lol.

What did I start- Manny did this-- he likes the basketball chicks- fugly as hell

Of course. EVERYTHING is Manny's fault. :P

Ooops- sorry about above