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Say Goodbye to the Billion Dollar Smile

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by Allonthefield

Enjoy that smile while it lasts, Tiger fans.

Tiger Woods willing be rolling out his own product line of Gatorade drinks, starting with "Gatorade Tiger" in March of 2008. The deal, which the AP reports may be upwards of $100 million, pushes Tiger's net earnings in endorsements alone close to $1 billion dollars.

The man is practically Oprah.

While the endorsement comes as good news for Woods' piggy bank, it might not be good for his teeth -- or yours.

A study released this spring showed that drinking Gatorade eats away at your teeth faster than Coke. So if "Gatorade has been part of my game plan for years," as Woods said in an official statement Monday, we may see a toothless grin when Tiger wins his record-breaking 19th major in 2019.

Which, of course, will open the way to a whole new line of product endorsements for Woods, such as dentures. "Are they in you?"

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
804 days ago
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Yeah, because Tiger can't afford a trip to the dentist...
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OneflydudeAll-American
804 days ago
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yea, you spelled dentures wrong
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AllonthefieldVarsity
804 days ago
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I did, didn't I. It's fixed now. Thanks for the catch.
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OneflydudeAll-American
804 days ago
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no prob
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