Satuurrrrday Picks!!! Read or LOSE!!!!
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by Laredoslider
I usually write for my own site ( http://laredoslider.blogspot.com), but I’m fired up. This Armchairgm.com site has me fired up. I got cats from fakin-ass L.A. telling me what to write, and I’m only a tee baler. Seriously, my balls are huge, and I ain’t no tee baller. So I’m gonna prove it, and provide my college picks of the week. Four games, four wins. That’s what I do!!
Lets start off easy…Cal at UCLA (+2)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Are you serious? Cal giving two? I think Vegas is watching too many Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson movies. UCLA ain’t the Mustangs from Gridiron Gang (or whatever the name of that team is in The Game Plan) . And Karl Dorrell ain’t Xzibit. UCLA got stuffed by Notre Dame, like Charlie Weis’ toilet on pizza night. They are fakers, like everybody else in L.A…Cal 31-17
Michigan State at Ohio State (-18.5)
Remember the overzealous father who thought that his kid should be the star on his team, and his kid sucked. Those are the fans of any Big Ten team. The Big Ten should be a mid-major (Drew Neitzel is the best athlete in the conference, and he is of the caucazoid persuasion). They aren’t a top conference any more. I don’t know if Ohio State can score 2+ TDs than any other shitty, Big Ten team. They don’t cover, but win 41-24.
Kansas at Colorado (+3.5)
Since when has Kansas athletics handled prosperity? Never. Colorado puts up another upset. They are on the way back. Back to being really overrated, again. I hope Kansas wins, but the air in Colorado makes people do weird things (like copyright “Rocktober”) Kansas takes a fat L… 27-24
USC at Notre Dame (+17.5)
USC will absolutely kill Notre Dame (like a 1994 O.J. Simpson in his prime). Look for the talented running backs of USC to run over ND, similar to a white Ford Bronco runs over the 405 freeway (like a 1994 O.J. Simpson in his prime). Look for the passing game of USC rape the ND secondary (like a 2006 Mark Sanchez in his prime)…They’re the only team in L.A. not faking, by the way. USC 48-10.
Picks for the league, where they play for pay, tomorrow. I’m out like Mark Sanchez’s dick when the “defense” says “no”.
