Saban Declines Presidential Dinner
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by user LastRow
I got it, “My Wish” is to live one day as a fly and have the momentous opportunity to fly around in Nick Saban’s melon to see what the hell is going on in there? We all know coaches are rare breeds & their profession overtakes everything in their lives, but reject an invitation to dine with the President when the White House called is a senseless decision. Who cares if it is only with George Wiener. What, I guess Nick must have the Oval Office number stored in his brand-new pink Razor. When you’re big time like he is, these opportunities must come along at least a handful of times a year?
Saban said Monday that his obligations at training camp took priority over a chance to meet the president. "It was really a tough decision," Saban said. "I feel like my first responsibility is our team. That in no way disrespects the importance of the opportunity I would have loved to have had to spend dinner with the President." Um Nick, you’re not even into the first whole week of training camp. It’s not like you would’ve had to hop aboard US One & fly to Washington for the dinner date…The invitation was for dinner with Bush on Sunday night at Joe's Stone Crabs. All it would’ve taken was a short ride down 95 South, from there follow your GPS system…I’m assuming you have one? Oh, not unless you had a previous planned dinner date with Marcus Vick? It’s hard keeping a watchful eye under now isn’t it? Let me guess you were going to reward him for the strides he’s making on trying to impersonate a wide receiver by taking him out for dinner at McDonald’s…Nicky, please tell me Marcus got a toy with his Happy Meal? He’s gets awfully angry & feels like shooting up the place if the cheeseburger doesn’t come with a toy.
Trying to save these floundering Dolphins is a task in itself…All your resources, football abilities & strategies will be needed in accomplishing this. Now should this bonehead decision really be that surprising to us, probably not. This is the same individual who’d rather ride out a hurricane at the Dolphins Practice Facility preparing for next week’s game against San Diego, instead of being home with the wife and kids to ride the storm out. Gees, family comes second I know, but you could’ve at least brought the whole family to the facility with you. "We all know Nick is serious about what we're doing here and is committed to it," defensive end Jason Taylor said. However, this one I’m still trying to figure out? Telling us that it didn’t matter if you won or lost the game…That you were looking down the road at a press conference last year.
It would appear Coach Saban isn’t all interested in the ever-growing gas prices, “weapons of mass destruction”, disaster relief aid, after all you do live in a hurricane state. Oh that’s right, nothing to worry about with that, your governor is brother Jeb….You’re in good hands there. At least you could’ve picked his brain on what Tom Brady knows…Get some possible insight that might help on October 8 & December 10. Oh well though, you’re just to worried about your first preseaon game. Since your in regular season form already less then a week into camp, who’s your starting quarterback? Let’s see, One’s a captain of a boat whose knee looks like shredded cheese. While the other has a great taste for cheese and wine, while playing the piano in his down time. If that’s not a winning duo, I don’t know what is? Although Nick, you are the expert here not me, so missing Wiener Bush’s dinner engagement, well it must’ve been something more important than the first week of camp? Perhaps it would’ve been a different story if this request was sent by Bill Clinton…Looks as if Nicky might be a Democrat? Congraulations for blowing off the President…Few men are able to do that! This is almost as funny as little Danica Patrick’s temper tantrum yesterday. I can sympathize I used to do that when I was five, but I never use to clean up after myself. I just feel sorry for that poor innocent bug that had a tragic end to its life after she stomped all over it…Hey Fly, I need the report on your findings in Saban’s head. Let me guess, nothing?
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Date
Mon 07/31/06, 5:26 pm EST
