SMU Quarterback Needed Dr. Phil, but Instead got Coach Phil
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by user LastRow
Like it or not, Southern Methodist University will always be known for one thing…”The Death Penalty”. No matter what kind of news it receives, these two terms will live on forever. Ever since being struck with it, the SMU football program has floundered around now for years…Never really achieving anything on the field, consequently not making it into the headlines all across the country. That is, until now. Yes, this university football program has indeed made it back into the national spotlight for again news regarding it’s football program, and ironically in off the field news rather than on again. Is something in the water down there, or what?
It’s quite apparent SMU’s quarterback, Justin Willis, (or should I say ex-quarterback) had a pretty big fan base down there in the Dallas region. How else could you explain the reason behind him being “stalked”. Wait, hold up…A football player getting stalked, what’s next A-Rod is finally going to show up in the postseason one of these years. Thing is according to Samuel Willis, (Justin’s Big Papi) "Justin lasted a year, put up with this for a year." Okay being stalked isn’t funny, but to hear somebody actually has big enough onions to stalk a football player & no less to do it for a year…Well, it’s on the same level as a homeless guy stealing Auburn’s laptop computer from their team hotel. Now supposedly Justin told SMU Coach Phil Bennett of the problem with the other student last spring, but nothing was done about it. Gee, I wonder why…It’s not like coaches don’t hear this three times a day! Yeah, I could just see that meeting…
Justin: Um, coach Bennett, I’m being stalked… Coach: Okay son, how many girls are stalking you this year son? Justin: No, No coach…It’s not girls. Coach: Well then who’s stalking you? Justin: This guy. Coach: This guy, huh? Justin: Yes sir Coach: (Starts laughing out of control for at least 20 minutes) Coach: Thanks Justin…I haven’t had a laugh in, well, forever! Justin: What should I do, coach? Coach: (laughs), Perhaps sign some autographs, (laughs) I’ve never heard in all my years of coaching a male student stalking the quarterback of the football team? (laughs…Check to see if his pants are wet)
Well, so much for Justin giving these good laughs to Coach Bennett & the rest of us anymore…For he has been suspended from the team indefinitely for a violation of team rules, for punching a male student, aka stalker in an altercation early Friday. It looks like somebody didn’t invite somebody else to a team gathering at an off-campus residence, and who would not leave. I wonder if Willis took the advice of coach Bennett & tried to pacify him with an autograph before cold-cocking him? I bet Dr. Phil would’ve had better advice to give! I still want to know what kind of dude stalks a starting quarterback? I always thought butt pirates didn’t have a thing for jocks? Obviously this would be only the beginning to this individuals problem…The fact that he’s a total flamer. Now, I’m sure I’ll get some sap who wants to know if I have any background information on whether or not this dude is indeed a Twinkie Taster. To them, I say…”Please don’t waste your time pressing your fingers against those keys…Is it truly necessary? How many straight dudes would do this kind of thing? Please Save Your Energy!
In regards to Justin, well thanks to going to Coach Bennett & giving him a laugh…That’s about all it was. Good to see that open door policy in which all coaches have had a really nice outcome here. Due to the coaches idiocracies & not take this young man serious (which I’ll admit would be hard to do in this case) resulted in the loss of a quarterback. Isn’t a coach supposed to back up each & every one of his players no matter what…Not laugh at them? To lead & guide them on & off the field…Well coach, it’s safe to say you definitely failed! It’s abundantly clear that Coach Phil is a far cry from Dr. Phil on giving expert & proper advice on how to resolve problems. Although, should we be surprised…Well, depends on how one views it. The fact that another male was stalking a member of a football team is shocking in itself, but then we take a look at where this lame ass story originated…Southern Methodist. A football program at an institution who has been known to make the headlines for all the wrong reasons…No exceptions here! I just guess that’s how they roll at SMU, by turning the another cheek until something comes down. A university not known for being proactive follows suit again!
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