SECOND ROUND, THE REAL WHO"S NOW (Playboy edition) ***you vote***

by Hogpage

Up Yours, ESPN (Playboy edition)

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_____________________ WHO KNEW STUART LITTLE HAD TITS? Playboy Edition Welcome to the much anticipated second round of The Real Who's Now challenge, here exclusively at thePigPen. In the second round, we begin to dissect the personal lives of our participants for certain internal ramifications, which we believe are imperative in making a rational decision. Whether it's about Barry Bonds, or the surprisingly popular yellow "fucking" cup. So quit your bitching about ESPN's Who's Now, and contribute to actually making ESPN's concept somewhat amusing.

Now, go grab your damn beer. And don't you dare forget to load the bowl, and submit your picks for the second round of The Real Who's Now.

The Real Who's Now Second round (Playboy edition)

thePigPen has formatted the second round similar to Playboy's playmate of the month questionnaire. A big thanks needs to go out to thePigPen investigators who personally delivered the questionnaires to our respective participants. We hope these interviews will give you the required necessities to formulate a winner. Who will advance? It's up to you. Enjoy.

Caveman region

1. 1 Greg Oden vs. #4 Cubs fan ___________________________________ Greg Oden [2] Height: 6'11" Weight: 275 lbs. Bust: 32 B Ambitions: become a New York City taxi driver, white girls, finishing my pool maintenance degree, bring back the Riverdance, Turn-offs: Caveman jokes, people who chew with their mouth open, Paris Hilton, ugly feet Turns-ons: white teeth, rain, good-tipper, anything with Audrey Hepburn, a sense of humor My best feature: I look like I'm 45 and I'm 19. Don't ask me something you know I don't have. My favorite drink: Vodka and cranberry, I'll have what she's havin' ***Biggest Fear***: Gumby McPherson

Cubs' fan (+175) [3] Height: 5'9 Weight: 135 lbs. Bust: N/A, (we're sorry) Ambitions: not dying, getting my phone to work, finding a light, developing a cure for cancer, becoming the next Geico, Geiko. Turn-offs: suits, homeless Cardinals' fans, Tide with bleach, any fan that wears headphones to a game, 1969 Cubs, 1984 NLCS, 2003 NLCS, World Series champions Turn-ons: illegal immigrants, hot dogs, Michael Jordan, ivy, the WNBA, Michigan Ave. and Superior St. My best feature: my ass My favorite drink: What you servin' ***If you could have dinner with one person in world, dead or alive, who would it be?***: Roseanne Barr or Leonardo Dicaprio

Greg Oden, Cubs' fan 1st round matchups

1. 6 a cup vs. #7 Stuart Little _______________________________ a cup [4] Height: 6 inches Weight: 1.5 ounces Bust: A-cup (pun intended) Ambitions: send kids to college, ask for a raise, overcome my fear of coffee, trafficking drugs, witness the retirement of Julio Franco Turn-offs: lids, Disney movies, pretty boys, straws that don't hesitate to penetrate, bad breath, Star Jones Turn-ons: cup-holders, coasters, coke, whores, coked-up whores, Jolly Ranchers, a tongue that knows what it wants My best feature: my patience My favorite drink: Mexican coffee ***Who's your hero?***: Any dam. They know their shit.

Stuart Litt [5] le (+105) Height: 3 1/8 inches Weight: 4.7 ounces Bust: 36 DD (and they're perfect) Ambitions: end US dependency on foreign oil Turn-offs: mouse-traps, clowns, guys who drink light-beer, cankles, girls under 18, condoms Turn-ons: heavy smokers, stray gun-fire, 1976 Mustangs, Pacman Jones' morals, women with Pacman Jones' morals, blowing lines off a strippers ass (good lord, Stuart), spring break, and spiritual devotion. My best feautre: STD free since 2005 My favorite drink: Liquid cocaine ***If I wasn't an actor, I'd be....***: fuckin' wasted

A cup, Stuart Little 1st round matchups _________________________________

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