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Ryan Freel Talks to Little Midget in Head Called Farney

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In an interview with the Lexington Herald-Leader, Ryan Freel informed reporters that he talks to a little midget in his head called "Farney."

     
  I thought it was pretty neat watching that play. That was a good catch, Ryan, Freel said. The midget in my head is named Farney. Hey Farney, I don't know if that was you that caught the ball, but it was pretty good if it was you. He's the little guy in my head who I talk to, and I talk to him, Freel said. Everyone thinks I talk to myself, so I tell them I'm talking to Farney.  


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  • http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/sports/baseball/mlb/cincinnati_reds/15257663.htm


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Mon 08/14/06, 8:02 am EST


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1206 days ago
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What? How is this news? Doesn't everyone hava midgets in their head? (mine is named Plixelplux and it prefers to be called a 'little person', not midget)
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
1206 days ago
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Well, I think that when a pro baseball player goes insane it's news...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1206 days ago
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yeah... news... quirky, insane baseball player...right, that never happens... Joe Charbonneau, Larry Anderson, Bill Lee, Mark Fidrych, Jim Walewander, Roger McDowell, Al Hrabosky, Jimmy Piersall, Mackey Sasser, Nuke LaLoosh...
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JoebookRed-Shirting
1206 days ago
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if he keeps hitting .300 and stealing bases, he can talk to whoever the hell he wants...
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Awrigh01All-Star
1206 days ago
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Farney likes this article. Farney finally getting the respect he deserves.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1206 days ago
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Is he F'reel? HA HA HA HA HA.... Sorry, my midget told me to type that...
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1206 days ago
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Honestly ma'am, I didn't grab your boob, it was the midget in my head.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1206 days ago
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you got a midget in your hand too?
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1206 days ago
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Obviously, Manny, you don't have your own midget because if you did you would know that when it wants, it can take control of your entire body. Apparently it wanted to prove that fact, it just made me wet myself.
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