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Rory Sabbatini is a Dope

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by Tyduffy

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Rory Sabbatini is a complete and utter buffoon.  He called Tiger "as beatable as ever" after he was beaten by Tiger on the final day at Wachovia.  Tiger then destroyed him again during the final group by shooting a final round 65 at Bridgestone, with Sabbatini choking and limping to the finish with a final around 74.   Big deal, this happens to some dope every other tournament.

The grander story is what Sabbatini did before taking his tee-shot on the 10th hole.  A fan asked him "Hey, Rory, still think Tiger is beatable?"  Sabbatini then had the spectator forcibly removed by the police, employing an expletive "barked" at the police officer to get the fan "out of here."

Why do golfers need absolute silence?  Why does a benign heckler who says something while he is walking to the tee box, not while he is shooting susceptible to being removed by police?  Heaven forbid someone call Sabbatini fat, they might be beaten with batons.

If baseball players have to hit with flashbulbs and 40,000 people screaming at them, and soccer players have to take corner kicks with streamers, coins, and fresh produce being lobbed at them, why are golfers such sensitive geniuses that they need complete and utter silence to concentrate?  Even the announcers speak in muted tones.  It is ridiculous.

Golfing is a great skill, but these guys are hardly Picasso painting.  They should be able to perform without a couple hundred people bowing to their greatness and maintaining perfect silence.  Allowing people to make noise would end the sense of entitlement that makes Sabbatini feel like he can have the police escort anyone who mildly annoys him and Tiger feel that its acceptable to send his caddie marauding into the crowd after some poor schmuck who took his picture.  It was also make a far more entertaining spectacle.

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LocknessmonsterDraft Pick
885 days ago
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I couldn't agree more. Sabbatini needs to get over himself.
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
885 days ago
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Rory didn't say Tiger was "as beatable as ever", he said he was "as eatable as ever". Rory had just missed his five o'clock triple burger and pound of fries meal and was feeling hungry. (As I sneak a look outside to see if the cops are coming)
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TyduffyRed-Shirting
885 days ago
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He looks like a delusional fat guy in a bar who still tucks in his polo shirt and makes obnoxious comments to try to pick up women who are ten times out of his league.
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ChristofMVP
885 days ago
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Look, by saying that, Rory got himself in the news. He got you to write an article calling him a dope. Publicity, even bad publicity, is good.
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Davis21wylieMVP
885 days ago
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Maybe so, but how humiliating is it to shoot your mouth off about a guy who had just beaten you (after you totally choked away the tournament), and then three months later get your ass absolutely kicked up and down the course all day by him in front of millions of fans? There's a difference between being famous and being infamous.
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Baltimoresports247All-American
885 days ago
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Rory <<<<<<<<< Tiger it's not even close...this guy wins a few events and thinks he's God's gift to golf
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Baltimoresports247All-American
885 days ago
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LOL AND LET'S NOT FORGET WHO'S NOW!!!! "WHO'S...NOW...DO IT!!!"
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Baltimoresports247All-American
885 days ago
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Anyone else thinks he looks like a mole?
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
884 days ago
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Actually, I've always thought he looked like Mr Bean. Only a lot less funny.
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MegECass110AAA-er
885 days ago
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He does look like a mole. He's acting more like Rory Gilmore than Rory Sabbatini.
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LocknessmonsterDraft Pick
885 days ago
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Don't insult Happy Gilmore like that! At least he was entertaining...
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Davis21wylieMVP
885 days ago
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First Gilmore Girls reference at ArmchairGM, and I was here to see it...
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MegECass110AAA-er
885 days ago
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Yes! I'm impressed one of the guys caught it. I don't watch the show, but my roommate watched it all the time so she was always talking about Rory and Lorelai.
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