Rookies Most Likely To...
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by user Davis21wylie
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It's been a few days since the Draft went down, and hopefully everyone's had time to thoughtfully reflect on the picks that were made, and the reasonings behind each General Manager's selections...
Just kidding — it's time to rip on Isiah Thomas! (Seriously, Renaldo Balkman? Wtf?) Anyway, tearing a page (har!) from SLAM Magazine's book, I've decided to look at what the future holds for some of the players taken last week. As always, no rookies were harmed during the writing of this article...
Rookies Most Likely To...
Average 20 Points — Adam Morrison, Bobcats
Average 10 Rebounds — Tyrus Thomas, Bulls
Average 10 Assists — Marcus Williams, Nets
Unfairly get bench splinters — Marcus Williams and Rudy Gay, Grizzlies (tie)
Lead the league in turnovers — Jordan Farmar, Lakers
Lead the league in blocks — Tyrus Thomas
Be Rookie Of The Year — Brandon Roy, Blazers
Hurt himself running laps — Loukas Mavrokefalidis, T-Wolves
Fade into obscurity — Dee Brown, Jazz
Wish he never left school — Josh Boone, Nets, and Jordan Farmar (tie)
Never play a single NBA minute, ever — Practically every European taken in the Second Round
Have Kwame Brown's number on speed-dial — Adam Morrison
Be mentored by LaMarcus Aldridge — Joel Freeland, Blazers
Be on the receiving end of a poster — Patrick O'Bryant, Warriors
Replace Mario Williams as 2006's "Unlikeliest to be drafted where he was" — Renaldo Balkman, Knicks
Get hated on by fans on the road and at home — J.J. Redick, Magic
Beg for their draft-day trades to be revoked — Sergio Rodriguez, Blazers, and Rajon Rondo, Celtics
Make GM's regret not drafting him — Mike Gansey
Make Otis Smith wish he'd traded Redick instead — Lior Eliyahu, Rockets
Lead the league in Matt Bullard references — Steve Novak, Rockets
Make Isiah the coach want to kill Isiah the GM — Renaldo Balkman and the entire Knicks roster
Win the annual "Serta Sleeper Award®" — Shannon Brown, Cavs
Be more Nikoloz Tskitishvili than Dirk Nowitzki — Andrea Bargnani, Raptors
Recall John Salmons — Mardy Collins, Knicks
Dominate the NBA — Greg Oden (Whoops, that's next year)
Date
Sat 07/01/06, 1:56 pm EST
