Ron Mexico's Alter Ego is going "Up In Smoke"

Good old Mike Vick can't seem to keep his name out of the criminal blotter as he's been busted for partying with his homegirl Mary Jane via a drug test submitted on September 13th. Due to this incident, he now is placed under pre-trial release supervision and probably slapped with a nice ankle device and will have to pee in a cup more times than he ever did in the NFL.

Now maybe I'm not a rocket scientist but if I have copped a plea with the Feds that will include some jail time as well as knowing that the Virginia Commonwealth is planning on following up with subsequent charges, the last thing I would want to do is take a couple of tokes from the bowl. Then again, maybe that’s how he escapes the pressure by getting the munchies and afterwards, becoming more and more paranoid. All that toking sure didn’t help him the past couple of season in the ATL.

Nice job, Cheech. There’s nothing like proving all those people back during your “airport” altercation that they were right about you all along.

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BOMBERSDiv-I Stud

798 days ago

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I wonder if he ever hangs out with Ricky Williams.

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Gav76Div-I Stud

798 days ago

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...well now it sounds like he has a better chance at hanging out with the Bengals...in jail.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

798 days ago

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OH MY GOD! Mike Vick the federally indicted, water bottle, MySpace blunt smoking picture guy smokes pot?!?!?!? Is there anything to believe in anymore?

Jeez... and here I thought he was just another boozer like the good law abiding Americans. At least we got an article chock full of quality sports journalism out of it... Puff, puff, ash.

By the way, Cheech... Cheech Marin is not a marijuana advocate anymore.

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BrittschrammRed-Shirting

798 days ago

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Damn me and my dated references.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

798 days ago

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You could have used Tommy Chong instead... you had a 50% chance there.

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BrittschrammRed-Shirting

798 days ago

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Especially since he did time for possessing paraphernalia. At least it would've been more topical.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

798 days ago

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It wasn't possession of paraphanalia. You can own as many bongs and pipes that you want - some are even collector pieces - as long as you don't have illegal substances in them. You can smoke all the tobacco (or any other non-regulated substance like jimsonweed) in them you want. He got arrested for shipping autographed and personalized bongs he had sold over the internet across state lines, specifically Pennsylvania's state line. Interstate trade commerce infractions is a serious crime!

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BrittschrammRed-Shirting

798 days ago

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I have been schooled on the use and distribution of bongs (whether they be autographed and/or personalized) across interstate lines. Thanks, Manny.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

798 days ago

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If NORML would do their job, I wouldn't have to do it for them...

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

798 days ago

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Forget federal prison, now Ron Mexico has REALLY made Goodell angry...

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

798 days ago

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Because he told him to "get high on his own supply"? It could be worse. Someone could score a TD then pretend to light the ball up like a bong and take a big rip off of it and then cough their way back to the sideline!

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

798 days ago

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Or even more tragic, don a mini skirt sans thong, grab some pompons and engage in sexual explicit stretching to tease the opposing team while running out on the field!

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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick

798 days ago

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Dude...pot isn't bad...it's totally great for...dude, what was I saying?

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

798 days ago

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Founding a country on?

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

798 days ago

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JFC, to lead a rebel rag tag army against the world's strongest military force at the time, wouldn't you light a bong before battle as well?

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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick

798 days ago

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Manny...you totally rock

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

798 days ago

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I haven't partaken in a long time (way to have kids, Erik) but I'm preferential to the joint. It's easy, classic, sociable... you can eat it if a cop pulls you over. Bongs are fun but they inevitably ruin their fair share of carpets. Before battle I think I'd hit the Gin. Nothing angers up the blood and prepares one to fight like gin.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

798 days ago

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I rock? Where's Mark Stepnoski when you need him?

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Cornfed78Draft Pick

798 days ago

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Mexican Americans....hate Ron Mexico cuz he's not really Mexican, has better pot, kills dogs, and has herpes.

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49erminerWaterboy

798 days ago

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EXCUSE ME, CLUELESS, YOU'RE TABLE FOR 1 IS READY! Dam this guy is stupid. Last night ESPN puts on this "town meeting" in which a whole bunch of folks who support him are now in hiding under the Michigan Wolverine Fans Witness Protection Program. Yeah, I know it was a shot. Vick has got to be dumber than Old Country Buffet letting Charlie Weiss in before closing. Vick will never play in the NFL again! But at least now, he knows how some of the dogs he had felt - they've all got electrical collars!!

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