Ridin’ Dirty
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by user LastRow
Ridin’ Dirty
Floyd Landis tested positive for high levels of testosterone saying he didn't do it, didn't inject testosterone, didn't apply a testosterone patch to any part of his body, and Rafael Palmerio shook his finger at the camera emphatically on Capital Hill saying he never took steroids. Jason Giambi held a press conference to apologize to the public…For what, who knows, as it was never said what he was apologizing for. Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGwire all have the same thing with Mr. Landis by saying they’ve never injected anything in their bodies. Sure, and I’m dating a Playboy Playmate. God, I hope your right Floyd!
A positive doping test casted doubt on one of the most stirring Tour comeback wins in history. Landis denied cheating and said he has no idea what may have caused his positive test for high testosterone following the Tour's 17th stage (ain’t that the American way, deny, deny, deny,)? His miraculous bounce-back performance propelled him back into the race…Almost looking as if it was un-human like, could it have been? We all watched on in amazement as you peddled your two-wheeler through the stage reaching speeds only known to that of a motorcycle. Now I don’t know this guy from Hugh Hefner, (well I’ve met Hef twice), but I’m with the cycling experts if there is a sort of thing? This latest “Ridin Dirty” episode in the Tour de Farce just doesn’t make a whole lot of sense…. "Something's missing here…It just doesn't add up." Although there’s a whole lot on dumbasses living on the face of the earth, there’s noway in hell somebody can be this idiotic to pump themselves full of performance enhancers, is there? Knowing a sample of urine would have to be submitted & tested after stages. What the guy who sold it to you on a street corner in France said it was “undetectable”? See what happens when one doesn’t do his research Big Landy. At least Lance Armstrong knows how to cheat right, does he?
Landis denied cheating and said he has no idea what may have caused his positive test for high testosterone following the Tour's 17th stage. However in his first public appearance since a positive test for high testosterone cast his title into doubt, the Floyd said his body's natural metabolism, not doping of any kind, caused the result, and that he would soon have the test results to prove it. Boy, talking out of both sides of your mouth takes extreme talents. What, is your good friend Rafael Palmeiro? Who knew a shot of vitamin B-12 would show up as a steroid, and the finger that was waved at the camera was suddenly waving at Miguel Tejada. Where’s Lance Armstrong? Didn’t he go over to France after hosting the ESPY’s, hmmm? Just to bad he didn’t fill you in on how to beat the system…Oh that’s right, something he doesn’t know anything about. Could’ve at least called Barry Bonds. "My immediate reaction was to look for the alcohol bottle," joked Landis, who's known to enjoy a beer on the Tour and said he drank whiskey with teammates to bury their sorrows after Landis nearly fell out of contention the day before his stage 17 charge. Damn, Bode Miller came to visit too? I know, that damn Gray Goose gets me all the time!
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Date
Sat 07/29/06, 3:46 pm EST
