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Rick Ankiel and a Fun Little 'What If?'

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by Allonthefield

I keep having this thought.

In my imagination, the St. Louis Cardinals have overtaken the Milwaukee Brewers and Chicago Cubs to win the NL Central. They are in the playoffs, but it doesn't matter in what round or who against.

St. Louis gets immersed in a long extra-inning game, you know, the kind where pitchers come into the game as pinch hitters.

As the game stretches into the early morning hours, Tony La Russa is forced to look down his bench. Now that the bullpen has been exhausted, he wonders who might be available to pitch.

He locks eyes with Ankiel. Forget an experimental knuckle ball, this guy used to be a pitching phenom. Ankiel has secretly been waiting for this moment for years. He's found a niche as an outfielder, but Ankiel is a competitive man, and his present successes are brought into context by the painful memories of the past.

"I'll do it, Coach," he says, nodding.

In my dream scenario, Ankiel regains his old form, pitching a flawless inning or two for the victory. St. Louis then retrains Ankiel as a pitcher, and the 28-year-old goes on to become the first heavy-hitting, everyday-playing pitcher in a long, long time.

Rick Ankiel as the next Babe Ruth? It's doubtful, but it's certainly fun to imagine.

This article is also posted at All on the Field sports blog.


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DNLLegend
817 days ago
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That'd be cool, honestly. Forget the freaking weird extra-inning situation, though. Put him into a blowout.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
817 days ago
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I keep having this weird dream where people finally notice what Micah Owings is doing...
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KelsdadAll-Star
817 days ago
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I'd take Owings over Ankiel any day.
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RainDelayJV Squad
817 days ago
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Is it just me or have more pitchers hit more jacks than any year before? I'm not even sure how to go about looking that up..I mean I could sift through retrosheet - but man that would take forever. And for the record I hate Owings - His to homeruns at the Ted still give me nightmares.
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InterMatAll-American
817 days ago
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Or how about switching positions non-stop during a game. Ankiel's playing right and dominates said hitter. Starting pitcher has problem with said hitter, so they switch positions in the field each time said batter comes up. Is there any rule about this? The pitcher isn't actually leaving the game, just swapping positions. Hell, dual QB's, dual OF/P's. Far-fetched, I know. Possible? Not hardly. Fun to think about? Always.
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Kwitt11Varsity Captain
817 days ago
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A better way to do this would be to pair Ankiel up with a righty who can pitch and hit, and have Ankiel face all the lefties and the other guy face all the righties. I think I saw something about a rule saying a pitcher can only switch to a different position and then come back once, but I might be making that up. So I'm not sure if it's legal or not.
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J CunninghamVarsity Captain
817 days ago
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That would make an already-incredible story even better.
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