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Response to Bill Simmons

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by Coachcarpenter

You make your bed - now you have to lie in it.

[1]Apparently Bill Simmons did not enjoy the Patriots dramatic win in Indianapolis last Sunday. The referees seemed to have an agenda to stop the New England juggernaut - making up calls, missing others and sometimes just plain screwing the poor Patriots with ridiculous ones. Patriot Nation was in a collective uproar over this travesty of justice.

On behalf of the rest of the world: Boo-flipping-hoo.

I enjoy the Sports Guy as much as anyone outside of Boston possibly can. He is endlessly entertaining and always funny. For most of us non-athlete/non-journalist sports writers, he is an inspiration.

But does he really think anyone is going to feel sympathy for Bill Belichick's Patriots?

New England's fan base has now collectively cleansed itself from Spygate by deciding that everyone is out to get them. Their Super Bowl victories have been questioned, their honesty has been doubted and their sportsmanship has been debated. Now, even the NFL referees are out to get them.

Come on. This is the NFL, not the NBA. Bad referees are not biased ones. Simmons' article read like a vitriolic message board posting from BigBlue4Life_99 after a Michigan loss.

The implication of the article is that the Patriots are getting cheated. Do you know whose fault that is? Yes, the Patriots.

You make your bed...

As a school teacher, I do occasionally catch a cheater who either has shifty test-taking eyes or plagiarizes a paper. I do accuse them of cheating. I do seek some type of punishment from the school. I do watch them more closely with future tests and projects.

You make your bed...

Do I actively seek to fail that student over the rest of the year? Do I ignore correct answers and find fault with the smallest error? Or do I do my job? The one that puts food on my table? The one that I trained for and hope to continue to do for many more years?

If that student feels like I am now out to get them, it is only because he/she created the circumstances that would cause such paranoia. For Patriot fans who are entering into JFK conspiracy waters after a few bad calls, you only have your own head coach to blame for this misguided paranoia.

It might be a bitter pill for Pats fans to swallow, but there is no getting around the Spygate thing. It tarnishes the past under Belichick and it tarnishes this team. This was not an accusation - it was cheating caught in the act. There is no basis to the "everyone is out to get us" motivational tool. Nobody is buying the "Mangini is a snitch" deflection. Running up the score on people like Joe Gibbs certainly does not make anyone re-evaluate criticism of the franchise. Nobody likes a cheater - ask Barry Bonds or Mark McGwire or Floyd Landis or Tim Donaghy. Bill Belichick is a cheater. Nobody likes it.

Now Patriot fans like Bill Simmons want to cry foul about a few questionable flags? You want us to believe that the NFL or some rogue referees have it out for Belichick's boys? You want us to believe that a billion dollar industry would risk its reputation to teach the Pats a lesson?

I know it isn't easy to be a Boston sports fan right now - how much joy can one person take? The Red Sox, the Celtics, even Boston College is good this year. For a city so used to being frustrated with its sports teams, these are uncharted waters. Heck, these are uncharted waters for any city. That doesn't mean, however, that people are out to get you.

If you think they are, you really just have yourselves to blame.


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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
755 days ago
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Poor Baby Bill, does he want to suck on the nipple of Tom Brady's goat to cheer him up
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
755 days ago
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Image:Tom Brady and his goats.jpg
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JuTMSY4Legend
755 days ago
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This is why I have trouble with Simmons anymore..

Dare i say it...



manny was right...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
755 days ago
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Why doesn't anyone call me Stiles? Or were you talking about Man-Ram?
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SSreportersLegend
755 days ago
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Simmons was obviously writing this days after felating the entire Patriots team.
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TrizzAll-American
755 days ago
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Sports Guy This user is a Bill Simmons fan even though he thinks most Red Sox fans are annoying.
oh right there probably isnt a fanbox for him
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TrizzAll-American
755 days ago
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hey waddya kno
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
755 days ago
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Response to Coachcarpenter: Read less Sports Guy and more ArmchairGM and you won't have these problems...
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SSreportersLegend
755 days ago
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Mark W Anderson would disagree.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
755 days ago
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That makes no sense. Stop trying to force the funny. In other news; Allen Heckard says people confuse his picture on Armchair with his picture on ESPN.
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The PipDiv-I Stud
754 days ago
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Eh, I cried foul on the refs during the game. It was BS. Maybe they weren't trying to rig a Patriots loss, but man they did fail to cover the spread....hmmmm? The problem is no one can be objective about this years New England Patriots, so things like this and the "running-up the score" issue, and the "cheating" issue will not be resolved.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
754 days ago
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Did you e-mail this to him? If not you should have.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
754 days ago
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People who claim crooked refs are usually people who didn't even make it to HS sports much less higher competition. Obviously Simmons is far from athletic so I'd understand why he wouldn't understand how refs are.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
754 days ago
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Exception given to the Italian Serie A from 1990-2005
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Tmil42AAA-er
754 days ago
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People who claim crooked refs must be in the NBA.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
754 days ago
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Over all -- this is why you probably suck as a teacher.
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Tmil42AAA-er
754 days ago
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Because he sees cheating and stops it in his classroom? You're right, what an asshole this guy is. Worst teacher in the history of the world, if you ask me.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
754 days ago
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Oh yeah? Well you suck as an anonymous fanatic! Take that!
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LASportsblogAAA-er
754 days ago
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LOL Now, that was funny, Tyrone Briggs!
There's nothing worse then sucking at being anonymous
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
754 days ago
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Unless you happen to be Kenrick at this particular moment. Jaunt over to his little article about Tiger Woods when you have a moment.
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CoachcarpenterJV Squad
753 days ago
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That you, Simmons?
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TheruffianVarsity Captain
754 days ago
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This article is right on. I took one look at the article headline and had a good idea of what the tone would be and I wasn't in the mood to hear whiners complain about winning teams not getting enuff respect. I personally think the Sports Guy has been losing his mojo for a while now.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
754 days ago
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When your empire is founded on being the commiseratable fan, chumming with the fellowschleps of loserhood and then you win, win and win some more in all facets, you don't have your foundation of commiserability anymore.

He never had mojo. The guy is a dork. He had a schtick, an angle - and his teams winning took that from him!

You can bet your ass I won't be like this when the Rays win the World Series!!!
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The PipDiv-I Stud
754 days ago
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The other thing about Simmons is that early on he admitted that he could do his schtick for a limited time, and yes even I can admit that it's wearing thin. Now if he could drop his bias, at least in his articles, many of his "takes" on the sports world can still work, and still be funny. Or if he wanted to keep his bias he needs to accept being evil and arrogant. Maybe he should go back and watch clips from the WWF (when it was still the WWF and hence still somewhat entertaining) and look at the conversion from hero to villian that the Rock did. He did it right, simmons needs to take lessons from that and his articles would be far more entertaining. See right now he's just annoying and obnoxious, but if he became intentionally arrogant and condesending, it would be funny. A few weeks ago, Mylf found a Sports Guy article generator online and it was quite funny. When she gets home from work I'll have her post it. Like him or hate him, the generator is spot on!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
754 days ago
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I don't hate him. I used to read his articles after I was done the good ones. If it wasn't for Hunter Thompson, Ralph Wiley and Ken Kesey all dying I would still be reading ESPN.com's Page 2 (I occasionally check out Easterbrook and Paul Lukas' articles). But once it was only Sports Guy, I knew it was time for me to stop printing out his articles at work, reading them in the bathroom.

I knew it was time for me to start writing on Armchair while at my desk, pretending to work!!! And then I retired from my job!!!

See, Manny Stiles' schtick is endless!!! I don't even know what I'm gonna do next... (Oh, yeah I do... I'm going to a NASCAR race today!!??!!)

I'm out!
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