Rejected Camera Angles For the Beckham Game (Fake News)
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by SSreporters
After the disaster that was the David Beckham Debut for ESPN, I've come up with a list of camera angles that didn't make the cut. As I said, this is fake, but maybe they did exist.
- The Bathroom Break Beckham Cam. On the possibility that Becks could've had eaten one too many burritos, ESPN will be there. They get a close up view of him leaving a dump in the crapper. Causing the announcers (Dave O'Brien, Tommy Smyth and Eric Wynalda) to go on a 5 minute dialogue of what color their poop is. Rejected due to the fact that it's disgusting.
- The Beckham Butt Cam. This will determine how far up ESPN's nose is on his behind. During Saturday, it looks like they well into in his colon. Causing the announcers to talk about spinach and how Popeye influenced them. Rejected because it was also too disgusting.
- The NASA Outer Space Cam. They have tried a number of times to do this aerial cam game for a soccer game. It doesn't work. But, they may have taken it 2 steps further by shooting it from Outer Space. Causing the announcers to talk about why Pluto is no longer a planet. Rejected because it wasn't far enough.
- The David Beckham Food Cam. ESPN decided to see what he was eating (assuming he was) at the concession stands in the stadium before the game. That would make O'Brien and crew go on a long conversation about what they eat, and eventually segue back into the discussion of poop. Rejected because it is a stupid idea.
Aside from anything to do with Posh's breasts, is there any camera angle that you think got rejected?
Special Note: Thank You JuTMSY4 and Tyrone Briggs for fake Beckham Cam ideas on my last article.
