Really Let's Think About It...What is the Difference Between the Two Vicks?
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by user LastRow
Isn’t it about time we start asking the question what’s the difference between the two Vick brothers? Both have unbelievable, freakish talents when it comes to their God given athletic abilities...Michael more so than Marcus, however more times than not these two brothers are sharing headlines for all the wrong reasons. Sure Michael is the more high profiled brother of the two, but can somebody tell me the difference between giving somebody herpes and buying alcohol for minors? How about showing up on Myspace appearing to be smoking on more than a "toothpick", stomping on an opposing player on national television? Or better yet, to given the newest version of the "Dirty Bird" to your home town fans because they were bad mouthing you and you couldn’t take it, to holding up a McDonalds because somebody forgot to put your fries in the Happy Meal you ordered? The one constant in all of these incidents are very poor judgment! Something the Vicks have shown that they have more so than their athletics gifts.
One more athletic gift Michael has pulled out of his bag of tricks that we hadn’t seen...Or should I say water bottle, is just that as he reluctantly surrendered a water bottle to security at Miami's International Airport . Who knew a plastic water bottle could be so meaning and precious? I know that was a well spent $25.00 dollars at the "Landing Strip" gift shop inside the airport...I know those places are ridiculous when it comes to their prices. So I can feel you on not wanting to hand it over...Didn’t want to flush $25 large down the drain, did you? And especially when the water bottle had a hidden compartment too...Man, that’s a VIP water bottle there! Something Powerade doesn’t even make, I bet! My only question is why the need for one? You know they do bring you free water on the plane right...I don’t know, but I’m guessing first class patrons get an unlimited supply of high quality H2O too?
Although it’s quite apparent you don’t fly commercial often, if you did you would be totally aware of the "No bring water bottles on flights." Yeah, see, when you fly commercial the inspector police give us a deep cavity search! It’s also apparent, you don’t have enough noodles in your head to figure out, well bringing marijuana into an airport isn’t something I would recommend...Although judging from your past, I say why not? It would seem to you just fine! And to think, we all thought Jim Mora, Jr. looked like a complete jackass with the whole University of Washington "dream job" story! I bet you thought like so many athletes do that since you’re a 6-foot, 215-pound NFL quarterback rules didn’t apply to you like so many athletes do, am I right? Although I must say had this been another NFL quarterback, lets say Vince Young....He might’ve gotten a pass, (no pun intended).
(continued @ http://www.lastrowsports.com/weekly-boob.asp)
