Rank These College Rivalries
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by user LastRow
A lot of people will have you believe that the best rivalry in College Football is Michigan-Ohio State. No offense to the Buckeyes and Wolverines but the Michigan-Ohio State rivalry doesn’t get my mojo running like a hot blonde or brunette (whichever I’m in the mood for that night) in a strip club. Is it just me, but does this 2006 edition seem to be lacking something? Maybe it’s because we’ve heard about it for so long…After all, this is college football regular season Super Bowl if you will, right? I don’t know, maybe my sexuality is out of whack this week, you know sometimes it gets like that. I’m just not feeling this showdown like I believe I should be feeling it. Something is indeed missing!
Nevertheless, since some people will disagree with me and think this Ohio State-Michigan thing is the greatest thing since sliced bread, all I’ll say is…"I bet you voted for Bush, too!" Not once, but twice! Thanks for looking out! Go Clinton!! Nevertheless, what’s done is done…However, this leads me to create my own voting ballot. All the candidates are very much worthy of consideration of being dubbed "The Best College Football Rivalry", though only one lucky one will get the distinct pleasure of giving you that $10 table dance…So who is it? That’s up to you to decide. Now if the ten dollar table side dance doesn’t get your blood flowing, might I suggest that $20 friction dance…It gives more bang for your buck by ranking these 12 rivalries 1-12, (as you can see that’s why I purposely didn’t number them…Didn’t want to influence any voters out here) FOR I’M NOT A POLITICIAN! So show me what you got! Please feel free to add write in votes as well, if these candidates don’t give you that warm and fuzzy feeling!
My BCFR Standings are Below! For those of you who don’t know want BCFR, my condolences! It’s Best College Football Rivalries….GOSH, IDIOTS!
Alabama vs. Auburn Alabama leads 38-30-1 according to Alabama, 38-29-1 according to Auburn…Can’t we all just get along?
Ohio State vs. Michigan Michigan leads the series, 56-37-6. This was voted top college football Rivalry in a recent ESPN online poll
Oklahoma vs. Texas Texas leads the series, 56-39-5…Still will be dubbed the "Red River Shootout" to me! I give a rats ass what Corporate America tags it as!
Army vs. Navy Army leads the series, 49-49-7….A Good Ole Fashion Stale Mate! That’s what this rivalry is, but no matter how stale the bread is, I’ll eat it up!
Texas vs. Texas A&M Texas leads the series, 70-34-5…This was voted the top college football rivalry in an USA Today online poll. What a classic the day after Thanksgiving…Now if we can only move this game to Thanksgiving instead of watching the Detroit Lions or the annual Egg Bowl down in Mississippi
Florida vs. Georgia Georgia leads the series 45-35-2 or According to Florida, Georgia leads the series 45-36-2…Can’t we all just get along at the "World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party?" OOPS, I forgot, it’s not technically called that anymore…Better known as "REDNECK HEAVEN"
USC vs. UCLA USC leads the series, 40-27-7 The battle for the Victory Bell & the opportunity to reign supreme in Hugh Hefner land. UCLA has no greater recruiting tool than this…"The Grotto" is only a pigskin throw away from Pauly Pavilion
Nebraska vs. Oklahoma Nebraska leads the series, 40-37-3….Lost for words on this one since they don’t play annually anymore. Big props to the Big 12 for that!
Harvard vs. Yale Yale leads the series, 64-46-8. Why it’s Tommy Hilfiger vs. Ralph Lauren…Starbucks vs. Barnies…BMW vs. Mercedes Benz
California vs. Stanford Stanford leads the series, 54-42-11. "The Big Game," give me the band, the play, and the poor bastard that got pile driven into the turf any day.
USC vs. Notre Dame Notre Dame leads the series 42-30-5…It’s the "National Titles and Heisman's Gala"!
Florida vs. Florida State Florida leads series 28-19-2… A bitter feud between Rednecks & Indians! Both of which are packing bows & arrows!
Florid State-Miami Miami leads the series 29-21 – Convicts vs. Criminoles…Hide the women & children for this momentous affair! Nuff said!
My BCFR Standings…What’s yours? Do us a favor…FILL OUT YOUR BALLOTS CORRECTLY! 1.USC – Notre Dame 2.Ohio State-Michigan 3.Alabama-Auburn 4.Army-Navy 5.Oklahoma-Texas 6.Oklahoma-Nebraska 7.Florida State-Florida 8.Texas-Texas A&M 9.Florida-Georgia 10.Miami-Florida State 11. UCLA-USC 12. California-Stanford 13. Harvard-Yale
