RUNNING BLOG - Louisville
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First quarter : Ok, so apparently Louisville's defense didn't really feel like playing tonight. Thanks guys! Anyhow, we just jumped into a time machine and went back to this afternoon where we laid 10 units on the over. During our trip back in time we also picked up another 12 pack from the store becuase we only got enough beer to last us one half! Louisville's still the soild pick. They will score on the first drive of the second quarter, and the defense will finally step up. Back in 20 min.
Second quarter: I'm preparing the noose to hang myself from the ceiling fan.
9:29 pm -- We're going to start a more active blog for this game -- it's the only thing that'll keep us from hanging ourselves. "hey, Louisville, maybe we should run the ball up the middle again on 3 and 15." dahh...i'm opening another beer, this could be a long night.
9:37 pm -- Seriously, what is the point of the Tiger Woods, Roger Federer and Some MLS star commercial where they're all shaving and touching each other?
9:39 pm -- Thank god Louisville has the best quarterback in the country and they're just running the ball up the middle. New L'ville coach: "hey guys, i have a great idea -- i-formation, let's run it up the middle." We really miss bobby petrino....that guy would run up the score on his own mother.
9:49 pm -- Ok. So Lousiville didn't score the touchdown on this drive -- even though they needed it and were inside the 10... Look at the brightside: Louisville's kicker just NAILED a 30-yard FG. That's a confidence builder, people and we're excited becuase Louisville ONLY NEEDS 35 points in the fourth quarter for us to cover this bet.
9:53 pm -- Dear lord...another long run for MTSU ...at this point, i'd rather watch the annoying commerical with the soccer player shaving himself ....
9:56 pm -- Speaking of the shaving...is this commerical on a constant loop? We get it Gillette, shaving friends is fun...wait, that can't be the point. I'll try to pay more attention next time it's on which, at this rate, will likely be in 3 min or so.
9:59 pm -- Is it just us or does this game and Louisville closely resemble the notorious "football game after the night at the strip club" scene in Varisty Blues. Let's just say we'd rather have Tweeder catching balls and Billy Bob out there on defense for Lousiville right now. On a positive note, maybe this means we'll see the old "Hook and Ladder" play this game.
10:06 pm -- Just got back from the head...did Louisville actually show up? a score, a fumble recovery...Jimmy, don't jump off the Memorial Bridge just yet...
10:19 pm -- If I were the Louisville coach I'd put in the sack of cut hair at linebacker, becuase it'd probably be able to tackle better than these other clowns. Beer is flowing like wine, saturday picks are being established. We will make a triumphant return.
10:24 pm -- Ah the Gillette commercial, like a fine wine it gets better with age. Still not sure why Federer caresses Tiger at the end but I'm starting to get it after the 15th viewing tonight.
10:35 pm -- If you're reading this than you're already know, Louisville is gonna lose the bet. Still only puts us at 1-1 for the week with a HUGE weekend coming up. Stay tuned.
1043 pm -- Seriously, this is the largest ad-buy for one commercial ever as Tiger gets molested once again -- expect your Gillette razors to go up in price by 20-58 percent starting next week. Random note of this break, but i loved the scene with the Louisville marching band dancing around like fools as if their team was kicking ass. Here's the question being poised in the "Band Stand:" "hey guys, i know we should have blown this team out, but a win is a win. LET'S DANCE!." Fools...i guess it's just different in Kentucky
11 pm -- Final thought: Lville's defense slept through the game; Lville's band danced through it; Moral of the story -- dance, apparently. Well, it's a long season and we have some awesome weekend picks coming tomorow.
