Poetic Premier League Predictions
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by Tyduffy
The Odds and Sods Premier League Predictions in Haiku Form.
1. Manchester United
Tens of Millions Spent,
There will certainly be more,
Femmy Ferg Dancing
2. Arsenal
Beautiful Football,
The Young Gunners will come through,
In Wenger we trust
3. Chelsea
JT has more cash,
Rolls Royce and underage sluts,
Is anyone fit?
4. Liverpool
Money cannot buy,
tradition only shitty,
overpriced Spaniards
5. Tottenham
Title Contenders,
A Darren Bent does not make,
Don't drink the kool-aid
6. Everton
Toffees taste quite good,
In England and in Europe,
Not bad for small club
7. Blackburn
Manage to do well,
Without spending a fortune,
Unlike Ferguson
8. Newcastle
Big Sam finally,
Can say he is handsome,
Next to supporters
9. Aston Villa
Randy Lerner could,
Be the most underrated,
Funny Football Name
10. Portsmouth
How much longer can,
Mandatory Meltdown for,
Sol be avoided?
11. Manchester City
Human Rights be damned,
Sven Football Manager Spree,
Who the hell is that?
12. Middlesbrough
Pie bill cut in half,
But can they score enough goals,
Without fat Aussie?
13. West Ham
Overpaid Egos,
Superman cannot save them,
Curbs gone December
14. Sunderland
No one dares to pick,
Sunderland Relegation,
Fear the Wrath of Keane
15. Bolton
Baby-sitter Gone,
The little one will ruin,
The house Big Sam built
16. Reading
The second year jinx,
Appears probable without,
Ginger Assassin
17. Fulham
Squad filled with Yanks,
Unfortunately for them,
Outfield not in goal
18. Wigan
Titus Bramble In,
Talent and Manager Out,
Forgone Conclusion
19. Birmingham
Birmingham will be,
Title favorites next year,
In Championship
20. Derby
Tried to find a reason,
They could possibly stay up,
None that come to mind
