Patriots Jets Sunday
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by user 67.84.137.96
Public Service Announcement:
Ok, here we go! Time to get back. Time to get back on track. Shake it off. Get our heads back in this thing. Who better to do that against than the J-E-T-S, Jets Jets Jets! We smashed them back in Week 2. We’ll smash again in week 10. Still, fans are nervous. Ooooooooh, the Patriots secondary is all banged up. Haven’t we won without Ty Law? Haven’t we won without fat Ted Washington? Haven’t we won without Ted Johnson? These are the Jets we are talking about, right? Heck, put me back there. Oooooh we lost to the Broncos. Ooooooh we lost to the Colts. Ooooooh what are we gonna do now? I’ll tell you what we’re gonna do now. What we always do. Win football games. Man up, people. No worries here. Look at the bright side, Binky. The Patriots continue to be the Beasts of the AFC East. No more Neion Deion. So what? Business as usual. Ocho Cinco and his big yapper come to town. Who cares? Beat down. Down goes Bruschi. Down goes Hobbs. Down goes Wilson? Down goes Artrell Hawkins? Down goes Richard Seymour. Big deal. Third best record in the NFL. You me and Troy Brown, “want to be 8-0.” But Troy knows: “You gotta accept what you are and deal with it and just keep plugging away at this thing one day at a time.” Schneider style. And our next day brings the New Jersey Jets. Brady owns them. 9-1 as a starter. The Jets rank 22nd against the pass. The Jets own the 29th-ranked pass rush. Tommy Boy will go through ‘em like buttah. Like buttah I tell you. The Jets have allowed 143 yards per game rushing. The Jets have allowed a league-worst 13 rushing TDs. That’s good news for Maroney and Dillon. They should run and run and run all over the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets. Oooooooh, but Tom threw four interceptions last week. Knock it off! He’s thrown four interceptions four other times. You know what he did after? Do ya? Huh? Do ya? Four wins. A combined 99 of 144. A combined 1,040 yards. Eight touchdowns and no interceptions. That’s what. You know what that spells? Bad news for the Jets. That’s what. Still not convinced? Huh, Binky? Consider this: These Patriots do not lose two in a row. They do not. They haven’t lost two straight since 2002. That’s a run of 57 games. That’s the second-longest streak since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970. That trails only the 60 straight by the San Francisco 49ers from 1995-99. The Joe Montana Niners. See where I’m going here? Go Pats!
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even! josh q. public
