Pacman Jones From TNA Celeb to UFC Whipping Boy
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I must admit, I watched part of the TNA Wrestling last night because Adam “Pacman” Jones was supposed to be in the show. Being in the show, you’d think he’d have some words with the announcers or with other wrestlers but no, just a back stage dimly lit little ditty where he shadowboxed and said how he was misunderstood and a team player. And of course I got sucked in to watching about 20 more minutes of the segment.
Dude, I don’t know how they get that shit on pay-per-view. Not that I’m a big fan of wrestling, but that was the most chaotic unscripted crap I’ve ever seen. What started out as a two man match ended up being an eight man match with garbage cans, chairs, and ladders being tossed about.
I think I recognized a couple of old WWE faces (Kurt Angle, the guy with the leather mask over his face and flannel shirt – Mankind?), but other than that they had nothing to compare to whatever the current professional wrestling organization is called today. If you spend over $5 to see the Hard Justice show when it comes out on pay-per-view you’re a friggin' idiot. But if you do, please tape it for me. I want to see Pacman get injured and violate his NFL contract. Hmmm, possible signing bonus payback?
How about we stick Jones in the Octagon with the likes of Tito Ortiz or Ken Shamrock or Rashad Evans. That I would pay to see. Even though it might be the quickest $30 I’ve ever spent, watching Mr. Jones getting his ass pummeled and tossed around like a rag doll would definitely give me a stiffy.
