Owens Doesn’t Like Simpson’s Popcorn…
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by LastRow
I don’t know about you, but I do?
Damn…Terrell Owens almost did it! He actually almost went the entire year without stirring the pot…And then yesterday came! Oh man, what a relief…I thought T.O. might’ve been reading a little too much "Little T" on how to be a better player and/or person. Well, there goes that theory! Glad to see Owens finally came back to the Planet TO…Where the motto is "Jessica Simpson…Stay away!"
In case you missed it because you felt like living yesterday as a caveman, well I can see that! I live in the Caveman World from time to time…Gets you in touch with your inner self! Okay, enough of the fagisms….Here’s what "the Original 81" had to say about quarterback and BFF Tony Romo.
"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite _ in this locker room or in Texas Stadium."
"With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away," Owens said, echoing the chatter on sports-talk radio and blogs. "Other than that, she was high on my list until last week.
"Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned."
Speaking of Carrie Underwood… God damn, how hot is she! Oh, I’m sorry, a little fantasizing on my part! What I meant to say is wasn’t it in fact Romeo who broke off the relationship just before summer camp…To "concentrate solely on the upcoming season"? So I guess Jess understands the Cover Two defense better than Carrie, right?
Look, we all know the Cowboys sucked it up against the Philadelphia Eagles and Romo had what was statistically the worst game of his career, all the while Simpson sat in a luxury box wearing a pink No. 9 jersey she proudly showed off for television cameras. So was this merely coincidental or does Owens hot air out of the cake hole have some merit? Although let it be noted that this is the same Philadelphia Eagles…The same Eagle defense who went in to Foxboro and almost defeated the Pats. Tom Brady struggled and Gisele Bundchen wasn’t even there! That’s okay, I found her right here!
One thing is certain…If FOX didn’t focus their attention so much to the tune of 60 times over the course of the game, this wouldn’t even matter! It’s not like wives and girlfriends don’t attend their better half’s games at all…No, they don’t do that, now do they! And how many of them are Playboy Playmates? Lets see, Jeff Garica is married to one, (and he’s gay! Trust me, I have inside information on that)!
Point is, if Romeo wanted to "concentrate solely on the upcoming season" like he told Underwood , why not stick to them guns? I know it’s hard especially when somebody is all over your sack and she looks like this …But if he knows he doesn’t deal with distractions very well, well why bring them on yourself.
So I hope you have your popcorn ready! Because it’s going to indeed be a show! It was all just a matter of time before Terrell Owens sounded off on something! We all knew he couldn’t go an entire season with being a little choir boy! Now T.O. might want us to believe this following bull shit he spatted about the Simpson comments…
"Man, I was joking," he said. "Everyone was laughing, right?"
Yeah dumbshit, they were laughing because like always you rocked the ship again! You do have a history of doing that now, don’t you? (Please see San Francisco, Baltimore, and Philadelphia) And if you wanted to joke, why joke about somebody’s girlfriend? Oh, I forgot…Because that’s what boys do! That may be, but not in this case…Everything that you spit out of your donkey hole, well, you mean!
Just wondering, if he was indeed "joking"…Wonder what he means by, "Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned." Like I said, "Getcha popcorn ready!" "It’s going to be a show!"
For sure! It always is with "The Original 81" Just one thing Mr. TO…You might want to wipe all the butter off your hands! You might catch the pigskin better! A hat tip compliments of Keyshawn Johnson!
