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Only in America…Sports Funny! HA!

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by LastRow

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man, elite fighting unit, called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These Alabama boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be solved by the end of the week.

Vote in the latest Pick’em poll over on LastRowSports.com which ask " For a Night With Jenn Streger…I Would?" Yes, the all natural Cowgirl herself…Well, easy on the "all natural part"! Although what difference does it really make anyway!


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False ProphetAll-Star
805 days ago
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Great stuff as always LastRow
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False ProphetAll-Star
805 days ago
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Where'd your site's message board go?
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LastRowAll-American
805 days ago
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Is was becoming a page of selling products such as porn, steroids, guns, knives, etc. Not the direction I'd envisioned...So needless to say, it got the ax! Kind of like the whole Dennis Green think in Arizona.
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False ProphetAll-Star
805 days ago
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that sucks, but at least the site's still running strong
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InsanMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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"They don't like Jesus" is kinda false. Jesus is one of the 25 prophet's of Islam.
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False ProphetAll-Star
805 days ago
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shhh...... Don't tell the USRF that :)
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False ProphetAll-Star
805 days ago
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USRSF I mean...
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InsanMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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good point.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
805 days ago
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Tell'em Bin Laden HATES Nick Saban.
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