Oh Great…O-S-WHO Again
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by LastRow
Now that we’ve had 48 hours to digest the unveiling of the BCS Standings, lets chat about them, shall we? Mommy always told me never talk about the BCS until 48 hours afterwards…Give you really bad indigestion otherwise! Love that heartburn! Speaking of heartburn, if I have to watch another BCS National Championship featuring Ohio State…Well, I think I’m going to puke! Get the Pepto on standby along with some warm Coke! I mean, MY GOD! How great would that be? No disrespect Buckeye fans, you’re definitely the class of the Big Ten…Just too bad that doesn’t mean anything! Case and point, Florida opening up a can on your asses last year!
So why are we to expect anything different from you guys this year, if indeed you do so happen to make it to New Orleans…Which, I think you have a good chance to if you get past the white out in Happy Valley. Let’s be real, that’s the only remaining obstacle…I’m sure a lot will disagree with my assessment, but tough titties! Who’s going to be you, the Gagging Fighting Zooks, the Moldy Cheeseheads, or the Pussycats from Ann Arbor? Being the class of the Big Ten quite simply means you’re a byproduct of it too! When every team steps outside of conference to play real competition other than the Waffle House Institutions and the Cupcake Colleges, fore the most part a big, fat "L" goes into the loss column. Now I know last year you beat Texas, at Texas…And Colt McCoy still was getting breast fed, (God, I hope not by Mack Brown) and wearing his Huggies too! Ever since then, who have you beaten besides an incredibly over ranked, over hyped Michigan team last year in the shoe! Who have you beat this year to state your claim for the best team in the nation? I’m still waiting….." What, a Washington Husky team that has gone into the tank after you nuts gave them their first loss? Okay, so you’re the champions of Ohio, congrats on that!
Let’s look at the remaining nine teams behind O-S-WHO! How many of the teams in the top ten of the BCS could they beat?
1 Ohio State 7-0 .9982
2 South Florida 6-0 .920
3 Boston College 7-0 .891
4 LSU .840
5 Oklahoma 6-1 .762
6.South Carolina 6-1 .743
7.Kentucky 6-1 .683
8.Arizona State 7-0 .683
9.West Virginia 5-1 .662
10. Oregon 5-1 .637
I’m looking at it and see potential wins against B.C., (although they’re the most overrated team in the country…If Charlie Weis was smart and played Evan Sharpley the entire game last Saturday, the Eagles fly off the radar)! Perhaps South Carolina…Maybe Kentucky, (depending on which team showed up….See the South Carolina game). And potentially West Virginia…Other than that, besides B.C. being a given victory, the rest of the teams I mentioned would be a stretch to win!
It’s funny…This time it really is, that the computers seem to like USF, but the humans are in favor of the Nuts. Well, one thing’s for sure…You have to be nuts to think OSWHO is the number one team in the country! Now sure, this is only the first weekend the BCS standings and it can change just like the weather forecast in South Bend for this weekend, so I’m not going to jump off my back balcony yet! Although I will say if Ohio State some how ends up playing in the Superdome for another National Championship I’m going to start up an auction on eBay. To the lucky winner will go the opportunity to push me off my fourth floor balcony! Don’t worry, it shouldn’t hurt too bad…It’s only forty feet up and besides the best part is I would be landing in the river! The water would break my fall! Why, I have a weird feeling that it would be so much more enjoyable than watching a team who supports marijuana usage on the back of their helmets get another beat down!
Just in case anybody’s wondering what I’m going to do with "the winning bid funds"…It will definitely come in handy paying for some of the hospital expenses!
