Oddest Sports Jerseys???

What is the oddest jersey in your collection?

I once had a Darrell Green jersey, which looked just plain WRONG on me...

I know a guy who wears his Wayne Gretzky Blues jersey every opportunity he can, I know a non small person that has an Eddie Gaedel throwback jersey and another guy who has a football jersey fashioned after a Three Stooges Episode. I've always wanted a Babe Ruth Boston Braves jersey... and a Al Bundy Polk High football jersey. I've seriously considered getting a Diana Taurasi jersey. I know I'm weird, what's wrong with you for taking so long to notice?

I have had thoughts of buying a serger and creating my own "Stiled" sports jerseys. A lot of the ideas I have about jerseys can't be ordered through a catalogue or website. You never saw triple digits before Manny, how long before I add a FOURTH digit???? I'd go mad!!! More so...

Paul Lukas would fear my creations, straight fashion designers the world around would not even pretend not to notice (the gay ones can't keep their eyes off me) meanwhile grown, rational adults would shudder in puddles of their own pee pee... (Yeah. I'm a Stay at Home Dad, I say "pee pee")

What is the oddest jersey incident you've encountered? Did you have to wear a YellowJackets jersey and beat them on their field? Are you a pothead wearing a Jung Bong jersey? Did you acquire the services of a hooker with herpes wearing a Ron Mexico jersey? Did a guy in a Ricky Williams jersey deliver you a pizza... and then ask you for a slice?