October 9, 2007 Caption Contest

Rollins: God... Please make me be right about winning the World Series... Jeter: He'd better drop that towel down over his face...

Jeter: Get thee to a nunnery!

Rollins: Hey ump, you can barely see them now, but way up there, those are our World Series hopes ascending into heaven.

Although all contests should be in the lockerroom... fixed!

I think a fan threw that towel at Jeter.

Jeter: (-19) 65 67 64 65 | 261 Rollins: (-16) 65 65 65 69 | 264

Rollins: Hey Jeet, I'm gonna need that towel as well.

Rollins: Hey Jeter, I think you're lactating again

Awesome. You get a lolcat.

Rollins: Dear God, please let me be a Yankee!!

Rollins: And I guarantee you I'll play better third base than Mr. April!!

Rollins: We'd be the team to beat if had faced the Yankees in the World Series.

Jeter: After the playoff series I had maybe I'll go under cover as a Saudi Prince.

Jeter: "Yeah, If I don't cover my head, I'll suck so much that the entire Earth will get truly be in peril!"

Jeter: "Everybody thinks I wore Jessica's bra on my head like this... truth is; I'm gayer than Tom Cruise and Ben Affleck combined!"

Jeter: "Hall of Fame? Hall of Fame? Come in Hall of Fame... Can you hear me Hall of Fame. Please transpond, Cooperstown! This is Niner Yankee Two! Can you hear me?"

Cooperstown: "This is Hall of Fame. Clearance denied, Niner Yankee Oh-fer-this century. You suck."

Jeter: "When I suck, I sport the PowerAde gear. When I get lucky (cough) ...am clutch, I wear the Gatorade gear...."

"It's also why I play for the Adidas Yankees but get to hang with Nike and Air Jordan... I'm so screwed up! But at least girls and people who know nothing about baseball think I'm awesome; so I got that going for me..."

Jeter - "Steinbrenner has paid $1.2 Billion dollars to watch the Yankees win ZERO World Series since the turn of the century. I only make $200 million in my contract and no one gives me 1/4 the shit they fling at A-Rod, the best shortstop ever who moved in the prime of his career because I'm the Captain Clutch, Mr November, Mr Bullshit Media Hype and here I am desecrating the cow that died to make my glove..."

Jeter: "Oh shit, here comes that Stiles guy again."

Rollins: "Ha ha, I'm better than THAT guy up there! He should move away from shortstop and stop desecrating the position. Fitty bucks says A-Rod goes to another team in the AL and wins a gold glove... AT SHORTSTOP! Man, the Yankees are so dumb! How's #53 working out for ya? Ha ha!"

Rollins: Hey man, I told you the Philly curse WORKED!! Jeter: Shut up.

Jeter: Damn You Alex. Rollins: Jesus, thank you for letting me play golf earlier then planned.

Jeter: You can't win, Cleveland. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.