Ocho Cinco Will Become Salsa after The Dawg Pound is Done with Him
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by CLEBlogger
Chad Johnson said that if he scores a touchdown Sunday in the Cleveland Browns vs. Cincinnati Bengals game, he will jump into the Dawg Pound. Chad won’t come out uninjured I assure you. The Dawg Pound is the reason why stadiums have plastic beer bottles. Fans throw things, and drink things, and throw things they should be drinking. Here are some Dawg Pound Incidents:
1985: The relentless fans in the bleachers of old Cleveland Stadium are rewarded the nickname.
Dog Food Showers: If a visiting team scored a touchdown, Browns fan would shower them with Dog Food and Milk-Bones.
The Keg Doghouse: Browns fans would put kegs inside doghouses and sneak them into the stadium.
The Battery Shower of ’89: In the final minutes of a game against the Broncos, Browns fans threw batteries at Broncos Players. This caused the refs to make the teams switch sides, the Browns were now with the wind, and won on a last second field goal.
1995: At the final game in Cleveland Stadium before the team was moved to Baltimore, fans ripped out the bleachers and threw them onto the field.
The Jaguars didn’t ask for any beer: In 2001 A Quincy Morgan catch was reviewed and overturned. Browns fans then threw beer bottles onto the field, hitting refs causing them to run for cover under the tunnel.
2007?: John “Big Dawg” Thompson (You know, the beloved fat guy who wears the dog mask and 98 jersey?) hits Chad Johnson over the head with a giant bone.
Chad, If you want to live, don’t go anywhere near the Dawg Pound.
