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Oakland Raiders Season Officially a Success

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by SSreporters

After their 27-23 win over the Arizona Cardinals, the Oakland Raiders have already been a successful team. Today, I'll show you the reasons why they are already a winner.

  • They learned that the objective of football is to score more points than the other team. It only took them one preseason game to do it. They may not win another game the rest of the way, but it's a confidence builder for next year.
  • The Raiders found the end zone. Not once, not twice, but 3 times! That's more than all of last year (of course not).
  • Daunte Culpepper didn't get injured. That's about it for him. Culpepper finished a woeful 5-12 for 78 yards, and fumbled the ball twice, including one right near his own goal line. They signed him why? JaMarcus Russell, sign the contract so they can release him.
  • Running game was borderline competent. They rushed for 120 yards, which is also more than all of last year (not really).

So as you can see, this article was a joke. But, the important thing is, that we know the positives that came out of the Raiders preseason opener.


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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
850 days ago
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Is anyone really ready to Crown the Raiders' Ass quite yet?
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SSreportersLegend
850 days ago
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Yes.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
850 days ago
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Was the defibrillator used to revive Al Davis after the game?
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SSreportersLegend
850 days ago
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Him, and 60% of the Raider players.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
850 days ago
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Glad to see the Browns weren't the only team to peak in their first preseason game =)
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SSreportersLegend
850 days ago
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:).
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RomiezzoLegend
850 days ago
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I think the Raiders have accomplished what they wanted to this year so far...
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WizardmanRed-Shirting
850 days ago
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Wow, congrats to the Raiders on their Super Bowl victory. No, not really, but let them pretend...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
850 days ago
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The Buzzsaw should've kept Dennis Green just for post-game press conferences...
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ChristofMVP
849 days ago
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Will the Raiders sign Russell before the end of the 2007 regular season?
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JuTMSY4Legend
849 days ago
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I don't get why everyone doesn't like the culpepper signing...this makes perfect sense... Culpepper is keeping the seat warm and he's another big, strong fast (relatively) QB for russell to learn and take notes from...if anything, since the raiders know they're gonna suck, this makes sense...Russell will probably see a few games at the end of the season and Culpepper will leave next year
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