Not Dating Jessica Simpson…Who Says That Regardless?
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by user LastRow
Could there be anything greater than living the life of Tony Romo? Excluding Hugh Hefner of course! This cat has been the talk of the country over the last month…Yes, Romo Mania is real and doesn’t seem to be going anywhere for a while. Not too shabby considering where number nine came from…From an unknown at a Pancake University powerhouse at the Division IAA level, better known as Eastern Illinois, to now starting for the Cowboys…Why Big D hasn’t see a guy capture this much attention since JR skipped town. Although he isn’t a rookie, Romo still has a lot to learn…More so off the field than on.
Tony Romo, starting quarterback for America’s team…With it all the glamour. The more notoriety one receives, with it the glamour just continues to build. Now at first, one would suspect, (talking from not experiencing this) it would be a shock to anybody’s system. I suppose one would get used to it after a while. What must it be like to have your name mentioned with dating Jessica Simpson? We would all like to know…Not having to be able to hold a conversation really doesn’t matter now does it guys! So she’s not the smartest person in Hollywood…I think nobody has a problem with that! However, LastRowSports.com has seemingly found a person that lacks more marbles in his head. It’s none other than Tony Romo!
While Tony has done virtually everything right in the football sense…Playing and acting like a savvy vet, always having the right responses to every question. Is there nothing this guy can’t do? It’s sad to say, we have discovered a Tony Romo flaw…Yes, this is breaking news peeps! He’s not perfect! Um Tony, when a rumor out there has you dating Jessica Simpson, you just go with it! You did pretty good for a couple of weeks, but that sort of thing true or untrue…It’s just something you might want to tend to go with for as long as you can! What kind of dumbass out there would say that there wasn’t no truth to the rumor of dating Jessica Simpson? Like many out there reading this, I had no idea such a person even existed! See there’s good rumors & bad rumors Tony…You tend to want to kill the bad ones, but the good ones…My man, go with it! Who knows, she might’ve actually thought you guys were in fact dating?
Now this was indeed a rookie mistake…Although, I’m not sure anybody out there would’ve made this kind of mistake! Everybody has forgiven you about threw three interceptions you through in the second half against the Giants on Monday Night, but this, this bud, is unallowable! Who does a thing like this? What, is it because she doesn’t have any brains? Did your agent tell you to do this? Don’t you know not to listen to him? Well, here’s a tip for you rook, brains don’t always win the beauty pageant either! Who cares if she does know Drew Bledsoe from Terrell Owens…Bill Parcells from a can of chicken. Does that honestly matter? What, are you holding out for a Playboy Playmate…If that’s the case, then I can completely understand! I’ve partied with them on several occasions…Let’s just say, don’t be a moron like this if & when you get the chance to! Most newcomers to this Hollywood game have to start out slow and work their way up…It’s kind of like the whole hazing concept! Just look at Matt Leinart, aka “Mr. Hollywood”, could only score Paris Hilton…Who doesn’t though? And if one didn’t know it might be realistically believable to that he had a star on Hollywood Blvd..
Perhaps Tony is holding out for a different Jessica…Alba? Biel? Which one Tony? Or maybe Tony just doesn’t have 1080I to fully appreciate what Simpson has to offer. My man, you have to get that….That could have been your ice breaker. Tell her you got it just because of her! GOD…IDIOT! Come on Tony, what were you thinking? Who knows, but one thing I do know is you can stop waiting & checking your Motorola Razor to see if your long distance girlfriend is going to text you. Word is, she doesn’t like long distance relationships! Isn’t that a fine how do you do! Although just by judging how everybody is so infatuated with you, shouldn’t be too much longer for you to become Romeo! Eat your heart out bitches!
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