Non-Sports Related Caption Contest

Let the insults fly fellas

--Pean

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Brendan.CanneyDiv-I Stud

854 days ago

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"Cause I'm as free as a bird now"

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RomiezzoLegend

853 days ago

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What are you talking about? It's the exact opposite. :P

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DNLLegend

854 days ago

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"I'm king of the world!"

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PeanMajor Leaguer

854 days ago

Score 3

if only I was wearing my Eli jersey for this...

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Brendan.CanneyDiv-I Stud

854 days ago

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He did already peak...

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RoblefkoLegend

854 days ago

Score 11

That was the before picture...and this is the "after" after Nicole spent one day married to Pean:

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PeanMajor Leaguer

854 days ago

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haha touche

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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I'm confused. Is that one of the two jumping off the cliff or did Mrs. Pean push Pean off the cliff. Either way, how did one of them end up topless in a grass skirt?

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DNLLegend

854 days ago

Score 12

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

854 days ago

Score 2

"Bachelorhood, why hast thou forsaken me?"

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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two stone tablets with "The Yankee Commandments" on them would have been a good alternative...

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InsanMajor Leaguer

854 days ago

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I'm free of witnessing the torture that is the 2007 Yankees!

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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

854 days ago

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Pean has a go at being a cricket umpire.

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InsanMajor Leaguer

854 days ago

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Now that I'm married, this is what I want to do with myself!

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SSreportersLegend

854 days ago

Score 5

I've dated a lot of women this big.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

854 days ago

Score 4

take your pick -

"I miss Armchair thiiiiiis much!"

"Pean's Mountaintop Fishing Tales, Sundays this Fall on Fox"

"Go ahead. Kick me in the nuts as hard as you want... I'm married now!"

"By the power of Greyskull.... I.... Have..."

"Look! Now I'm 3:45!"

"I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky... hey, anyone want a Golden Shower?"

"T... for Temple U! U - niversity... I will fight! fight! fight! for the cherry and the white, for the cherry and the white I will fight! fight! fight!"

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InsanMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

Score 2

I personally like the nuts one the best.

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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick

853 days ago

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Now what the fuck do I do?

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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I can't believe I'm this late and the word "Brokeback" has yet to be used.

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InsanMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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I'm sorry, I never watched that movie...

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

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What does watching it have to do with anything. Are you saying you don't know what the movie Brokeback Mountain is about? You know it was a movie from one part of the title, but you don't know anything about it? Knowing the premise of Brokeback Mountain doesn't make you gay, Insan. It's ok to know what the movie is about and joke about where Pean went on his "honeymoon."

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

Score 1

Did anyone else stare at this picture for a while hoping that it was an animated gif featuring a sudden burst of wind?

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

853 days ago

Score 0

I do now...

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer