No Title Can Properly Describe These Stupifying Roster Moves
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by I am a cpcp
There are many ways to start out my fuming, so let's try out a few.
Opening 1: Lost: Any Shred of Common Sense Once Belonging to the Cleveland Browns. Last seen in the 1980s. If found please contact Phil Savage.
Opening 2: Does if count as speechless if you can still type?
Opening 3: What the @!($ @)*% *)@(*% **@(%)@*~ @!!!!!!
Opening 4: What has two thumbs and can't figure out the Browns? THIS GUY! (Guess that doesn't work on a internet forum)
Opening 5: Today in "what the hell do I have to do to get fired around here" news...
Opening 6: City officials in Dallas began plans to host a ticker tape parade featuring Romeo Crennel and Phil Savage...
Anyways, if you haven't already heard the Cleveland Browns have traded their STARTING QUARTERBACK after WEEK ONE of the freakin' season. This the day after I wrote a mildly frustrated article hoping that the Browns wouldn't rush Brady Quinn into starting.
As if trading your former 3rd rounder for a 6th rounder wasn't bad enough. How did the Browns fill that roster spot? Well they probably signed Byron Leftwich or Drew Bledsoe or some other veteran that could start for a year and hold the ship down why trying to teach Quinn about the NFL, right?
No, they brought back Ken Dorsey in as Quinn's tutor? What exactly is Dorsey going to teach Quinn? They both already know how to lose to Ohio State in bowl games. What else could Dorsey possibly teach him?
If nothing else they should have traded Anderson and let Frye stick around to show Quinn the ropes and let Frye keep starting for the next four or five games since he has the most experience with the offense.
They wasted way too much time with Frye behind center this preseason to trade him after only playing one quarter. This is absolutely insane!
Today was the most frustrating, confusing, scream-inducing day I've ever suffered as a Browns fan. And that my friends is saying something. I'm too mad to even try and keep trying to keep talking about it.
All that matters now is the Tribe's magic number is down to 12 after Detroit's afternoon loss and it could be 10 before the night is over.
