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No More Manny Stiles

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by user Manny Stiles

To quote Squidward Tentacles, neighbor of SpongeBob SquarePants:

"There's been something I've been meaning to say since the day I met you... Goodbye!"

It is with some sadness and no regret that today I must inform you of my retirement from ArmchairGM.com. This is not a joke. This is not a Michael Jordan 99.9% sure or a Junior Seau "I retire/tricked ya!". This is not Tiki Barber inspired or even some psychological freekout episode (although I am prone).

It is real

Manny Stiles will post no more articles and make no more comments (not even as an Anonymous Fanatic). This decision was a long time in the making. I have warned all of you since day one (June 20somethingth) that I had Charbonneau-istic qualities and that Article #100 (and the article starting with 'N') would be something special (thus the reason I have been posting "News" and "Questions" lately)

This decision was not made in haste. In fact, it has been a long time coming. Life has manny more challenges/opportunities ready for me than I can handle while spending as much time as I do on the 'chair. And believe me, I relish every moment I have spent on the 'chair. I have grown as a writer, as a freeky-wiki and most importantly as a sports fan because of ALL of you!

I have made this decision based on my increasing pursuit of real happiness. I am in the midst of planning a move to the Sonoran wilderness and setting forth the steps of pursuing my life dream to live in a house I will construct; (out of straw bale; seriously- it's GREAT, inexpensive and environmentally conscious building material) far away from a dependency on civilization's ridiculousness.

Increasing pressures from my current employer, expanding opportunities for my Salsa business, demands for increasing other business ventures and a lack of proper attention to my music production company can be 'blamed'. On top of that I am pursuing another dream of securing a series of book deals (I'll NEVER stop writing, afterall). Even though I am "Manny Stiles", my body cannot keep up with my mind and too many styles means something will suffer.

More importantly, the increasing need to provide financially, parentally, socially and entertainingly for my young children has helped make this decision a no-brainer. Life is more important than my obsession with sharing my sports opinions.

Don't worry about me, I'm not going away. Because of my fondness for the 'chair and disdain towards the 'accepted media', I'll still read the Armchair articles and vote + on the good ones, and the witty comments maybe even make the occasional edit (watch your talk pages!). But I won't be commenting in any form. I feel I've already commented 3,000+ times too manny!

I'll still post the very occasional article on my personal blogs throughout the upcoming weeks, (if you read my blog an feel the need to repost a possibly good article here, feel free!) but I must continue onward...

Just do me this favor: Keep the good articles/ideas/concepts/sports entertainment flowing and minimize/crush the general bullshit that denegrates the site. YOU are ArmchairGM.com, give more of YOURself, YOUR ideas, YOUR creativity and less of the same ole' same ole' a prospective reader/contributor can find everywhere else. Continue to make ArmchairGM the best and MY favorite sports website!

Continue to change for the better, continue to push aside your percieved inadequacies, continue to treat difficulties as opportunity and continue to grow. Everyone will benefit from it. In the words of the Dalai Lama: "Be the change you wish to see in the world" and you'll see the world change before your eyes...

I will miss the banter I shared but trust me, the Stiles brand of banter conitues with or without a keyboard!

Today, ....today... today....I consider myself....self....self.... a pretty lucky guy....guy...guy....

I can say I went out on top and before the game had passed me by... (#1 in articles, good luck trying to surpass my comment record)

I've gotta bounce!

Remember above all to have fun'! There are already too many serious moments in life; and if you're not having fun, what are you having?

be good, or failing that, at least be safe

Your hero, Manny Stiles

Peace to you and yours, I'm out!

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PeanMajor Leaguer
1137 days ago
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say it ain't so!!
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JoebookRed-Shirting
1137 days ago
Score 1+-
Who's Manny Stiles?
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JoebookRed-Shirting
1137 days ago
Score 2+-
This totally overshadows the news today that Pnatt became an American citizen...
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PnattRed-Shirting
1137 days ago
Score -14+-
I'm sick of Manny's Australia-bashing, good riddance to poor perceptions!
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PnattRed-Shirting
1137 days ago
Score -7+-
It was a joke!
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Davis21wylieMVP
1137 days ago
Score 3+-
"When you give me that look, it's a joke." Oh, I miss Manny already!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1137 days ago
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At least you said goodbye, unlike a few other Armchair users... Goodbye Manny, you should perhaps type {{Retired User}} to show you are a retired ArmchairGM User? (Your final fan box?)
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RoblefkoLegend
1137 days ago
Score 1+-
Write about Sonoran wilderness sports
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Davis21wylieMVP
1137 days ago
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NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! http://i63.p...ountess/Misc Stuff/VaderNOOOOO.gif
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Davis21wylieMVP
1137 days ago
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Are you sure you're not leaving because of these ^^^ ridiculous ^^^ comment ^^^ box ^^^ formatting ^^^ issues?
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PeanMajor Leaguer
1137 days ago
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: (
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PeanMajor Leaguer
1137 days ago
Score 3+-
i have no eyes!
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Davis21wylieMVP
1137 days ago
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Sorry, Pean! It's really my fault for not checking the address of the image for spaces. Here's what I meant to post: Darth_Vader_NOO.jpg
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JoebookRed-Shirting
1137 days ago
Score 2+-
Armchair without Manny is like the Commodores without Lionel, Chicago without Peter Cetera and Creedence without John Fogerty... they still go on, but something's missing...
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Awrigh01All-Star
1137 days ago
Score 1+-
Boo!
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
1137 days ago
Score 9+-
Not annonymous...this is MRS. Manny Stiles. Long-time observer, first-time post-er. Thank you all for inspiring, supporting, challenging, offending and sometimes pissing off my husband for months on months. For all the hours I gave you grief over this venture, I secretly read (and admired) every article and every comment and am MOSTLY proud to be married to such an ArmChairGM "icon". So raise your glass, I mean mouse, to the Manny of all Stiles, to future opportunity, and to straw bale construction! Oh yah, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANNY STILES!!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1137 days ago
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Like peas in a pod...
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1137 days ago
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In the adapted words of Colin Chapman (owner of Lotus when he heard Francois Cevert was killed) - Stiles... Bloody hell. (deep exasperated sigh)
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TartanVarsity Captain
1137 days ago
Score 1+-
Now who is going to back me up when Jeter the Magnificent comes up in conversation?
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1137 days ago
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"jeter" is a French verb meaning "to throw". So "Jeter throws" in French would be "Jeter jete"...
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1137 days ago
Score 1+-
Just thought you might like to know!
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ChristofMVP
1137 days ago
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Manny retirement will be like Bernard Hopkins....he will be back....any moment now.
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Ray agmJV Squad
1137 days ago
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"...Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth..."
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DNLLegend
1137 days ago
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I've had "London Calling" stuck in my head since last night's Mets game (it's Aaron Heilman's entrance music). I think it's fitting exit music for Mr. Stiles, too.
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Bball3345Draft Pick
1137 days ago
Score 2+-
I was just thinking about how I had gotten used to Manny's style today. Then I get on and read the news he is leaving us. Good luck in your Post-Armchair life.
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Patrickburke1980All-American
1137 days ago
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I don't understand it manny (there's more to life than sports?), but best of luck to you. at the very least you've been...entertaining.
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M.SmithSoccer Kid
1137 days ago
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Didn't find this site until a month ago and have been posting recently, good luck Manny, your articles were some of the best.
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The sharkDraft Pick
1137 days ago
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Fare-thee-well, Manny. You'll be missed.
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AlissaVarsity
1137 days ago
Score 2+-
don't leave!
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HappyskinnyAll-American
1137 days ago
Score 1+-
Good luck in everything you do Manny.
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The BeastAAA-er
1137 days ago
Score 2+-
To quote my good friend Darth Vader, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" This really upsets me as I was finally getting use to Manny's style. The Chair will be much more quite.
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The BeastAAA-er
1137 days ago
Score 1+-
Good luck Manny! Have a Bestie Life.
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DemonboyDraft Pick
1137 days ago
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Manny - you are definately one of the characters that makes this site not only great but also entertaining... you will definately be missed... by the way... thanx for the fan-box... I just notcied it taking a look at your user page... it means a lot <<sniff>> take care & good luck with everything you do... hope to see ya around sometime...
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ASwaffAll-American
1137 days ago
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But, who else will put an "ASwaff" fan box on their profile? You were the only one!
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1137 days ago
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I've had one for awhile.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
1136 days ago
Score 1+-
Oh, thank goodness. My ego remains intact...for now.
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DeboWaterboy
1137 days ago
Score 1+-
Good luck my friend. I hope you can find purpose in life outside of sports...I can barely imagine it! Seriously though, it's been a pleasure.
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SashaDiv-I Stud
1137 days ago
Score 2+-
Manny, Manny, why has thou forsaken me. And if you don't get that refrense read your Bible. Manny why must you leave me to be the only Zonie on the site, why.

And so to say good bye with a good movie reference:

"Hey Mannnnny, Mannnnny!!!!"
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EroosterMajor Leaguer
1137 days ago
Score 2+-
What can I say that hasn't already been said? Good luck to you in your future endevours. I will look forward to those random articles whenever they appear.
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ThecrookedcapAll-Star
1137 days ago
Score 1+-
You will be missed.
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PeanMajor Leaguer
1137 days ago
Score 1+-
can i get a free sample of your Salsa? i like chips and salsa
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1137 days ago
Score 2+-
Goodbye Manny, I'll miss having an friend in the world that enjoys and understands sarcasm.
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
1137 days ago
Score 2+-
Yikes Manny. Sad to see you go, but as they say in this business, "The 'Chair must go on." I do wish you would rethink and just post/comment in moderation at least. You offered a great perspective to the site, one that threw logic out the window and and had it is heart, fun. You will be missed, RIP Manny Stiles. Oh wait, you're not dying, right?
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False ProphetAll-Star
1137 days ago
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Say it ain't so, Joe...-oh wait, wrong place..
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The sharkDraft Pick
1137 days ago
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R.I.P. This user will miss regular contributions from Manny Stiles







{{RIP Manny Stiles Fan}}
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Davis21wylieMVP
1136 days ago
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#694 This user is in denial about Manny Stiles' retirement, and thinks he'll come out of it any day now


{{Manny Stiles Denial Fan}}
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PeanMajor Leaguer
1136 days ago
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#694 will forever hang in the agm rafters
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JCantRootWaterboy
1136 days ago
Score 1+-
I wish I was a good enough liar to say I cared enough to read this whole article. I'll miss manny's comments, but really ... whatever. Derek Jeter 4ever!
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JCantRootWaterboy
1136 days ago
Score 1+-
I just figured it out! Manny was too intimidated by the new site layout to continue. Oh well - good luck to him and his straw house.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
1133 days ago
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jamie strange- this guy will be back he has to much to say and most people around him really don't want to hear it. this guy has so much usless information in his head its shaped like a giant a sucker, but one thing he is so right about is that Derek Jeter is the most overrated player i have ever seen. Cal Ripken 4 ever!!!
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